My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
but i'm going to tell you anyhow
Published on April 19, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Blogging
I've come to notice that you guys around here either don't know much about me because you don't want to or you just simply haven't been told enough about me. Well, if it's because you don't want to know than this is going to be like watching Power Rangers: Whatever They Come Up With Next! Of course, the way it's going now, there's only going to be one ranger to start with and then he/she is going to have to fight his/her way to find the others.

Well, that opening paragraph was kinda scary, I'll try to keep from that stuff now. We don't want to run into stuff like that again.

Some things that you might now about me:

I am a male
I am part alcoholic (my dad's side of the family) and part pschotic (my sisters) j/k
I have 2 older sisters and one younger
I am the only boy
My parents are divorced
My German Shepherd ran away about a month and a half ago and my mom wouldn't take me to find him
I go to two schools and I do English on the internet
My first name is Brandon
I was born in a hospital...
... in Panama City Beach, FL
My favorite thing to talk about is cheese (then llamas)
My favorite thing to eat is cheese (then llamas)

Now, things you most likely didn't know:
My I.Q. is 149 (I think)
My eyes are blue, hair brown, teeth white, butt numb, and ear itches
I was born medically def
I am far sighted
My favorite color is clear (neon clear to be exact)
I like to rub things in peoples faces, especially when I should stop where I am.
My mom is about 5'2" and my dad 5'7"
I'm 6'0" (the second tallest person that we know of in my family)
I like comic books, cheese, card games, cheese, video games, cheese, and pretty much just collecting things that I can play
with, and did I mention cheese? how about llamas? well I did now!
I can't stand Nascar
I like turning both left and right in parking lots
I don't know when this is going to stop
Maybe it will be soon, just stick with me
When I grow up I want to be just like the real Capt. Cornbread
I'm nearly monotone (I can't here the differences to know that my voice isn't changeing pitches)
I'm soft spoken even when I try to yell ( ??? )
I suck at first person shooters and rock at racing games
Party Games on consoles give me nightmares
This is going to end soon because I'm boring myself
The next time I do something like this I'm going to stab myself in the space in my nostril
I've only written 30 something things about me on this article...
And I'm going to leave it at that

If you would like to share any pointless information about yourself I would love to hear (read) it. Please don't hesitate. I'm not going to do like JeremyG or Trinitie and bash you for being open about yourself. No offense to Trinitie. Lighten up girl! I don't care if Jeremy takes offense now. I nominated him for every award and then when I go to reply to one of his articles, he deletes it. No more mister nice cornhead!

Capt. over and out!

Comments (Page 1)
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on Apr 19, 2004
One more thing about me... I don't like cornbread!

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 19, 2004
You da man Cap'n... I'm sorry to hear that you don't like cornbread though... have you ever tried it with sugar and milk?

I've actually roped a couple llamas in my day. Once was just for fun, the other was to put a halter on it. That should make me cool in your eyes since I've actually hung out with llamas before. I used to a date a girl who kept two llamas in a pen in her front yard. (i can tell you're getting jealous)

My Uncle has Alpacas. I think they're like cousins to llamas or something.

Blog On Dude!
on Apr 19, 2004
Unless you're an idiot savant (spelling?) in an area far removed from writing, your IQ is not 149. I'm sorry to disappoint you.

~Dan
on Apr 19, 2004
"I used to a date a girl who kept two llamas in a pen in her front yard. (i can tell you're getting jealous)"

He may not be, but I sure as heck am. Llamas? Wow...

~Dan
on Apr 19, 2004
Unless you're an idiot savant (spelling?) in an area far removed from writing, your IQ is not 149. I'm sorry to disappoint you

I'm sorry, like I said, I wasn't sure. I took in when I was like 12 so I just kinda lost track over time. Actually I forgot within a week. *sigh*

da man Cap'n... I'm sorry to hear that you don't like cornbread though... have you ever tried it with sugar and milk?

My parents had me try it all kinds of different ways. None of them very good to me.

That should make me cool in your eyes since I've actually hung out with llamas before.

Dude, cool is an understatement! That almost makes you as cool as my refrigerater

I used to a date a girl who kept two llamas in a pen in her front yard. (i can tell you're getting jealous)

Could you tell me her a/l and phone number? I may have to pay one of my friends to stalk her for a while. Someone like carebear... j/k. But yes I am jealous of you now. How did you get so lucky? That's not even fair.

Well blog on Dan and imajinit.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 19, 2004
Nice to meet you cornbread..
on Apr 20, 2004
Cp'n... dont listen to Dan...

skill in writing is no measure at all to ones IQ... yeah - 149 is a little high, but dont let him belittle you... yes, we all know Dan is the best writer in your age group on this site... heck, he is a much better writer than me... but that sure doesn't mean he is smarter than me or you...

I never knew you were a cheese connoseur (sp?) i would really like your thought on this little ditty as i am also a big fan of cheese. My ultimate discussion would involve cheese, pirates, and Ninjas.

BAM!!!

on Apr 20, 2004
Capt~nicely done! And your blogs are always a lot of fun to read~so don't sweat the IQ thing. But what's up with all this cheese stuff, huh? . I really liked this one~keep up the good work!

~MadPoet
on Apr 20, 2004
Capt~nicely done! And your blogs are always a lot of fun to read~so don't sweat the IQ thing. But what's up with all this cheese stuff, huh? . I really liked this one~keep up the good work!

I'm sorry, I meant it jokingly. The number is a bit high, and I was just trying to say it in a way nobody would take offensively. Trust me to be unsuccessful on that front:)

~Dan
on Apr 20, 2004
Do you have a particular cheese that you prefer? I personally prefer Brie or a nice Cammenbert...occasionally Stilton.

Did you mean 'deaf' as opposed to 'def'? As in can't hear? If so, do you sign? I took 2 semesters in ASL, so I can remember some stuff...
on Apr 20, 2004
If anyone is interested, (and yes, I know it is probably not as scientific as they claim) but you can test your IQ online at Link

Looking at the questions cements the idea that IQ and "smarts" are not the same thing!

Interesting blog Captain Cornbread--I enjoy reading your work!

on Apr 20, 2004
Dan, has anyone ever told you that your social skills might be slightly lacking? Just a thought....
on Apr 20, 2004
hehe funny, I knew most of the things anyways (kinda scary eh?) but some were new, and the old ones, always fun to re-read. Which kind of cheese do you like best?

Imajinit - ropeing llamas! how cool!

Llamas live down the road from me. We've roped them a couple of times, and haltered them. After that we lead them around and "train" them, its fun. We even have obsticle courses for them, jumps, weaves, tunnels, ducking under things. Yeah, we live in the country nothing beter to do lol. Anyways after they are trained we take them to fairs and show them. Just thought I'd share an odd little story.

10-4
on Apr 20, 2004
I liked the article!
I love cheese too! All kinds!
I love string cheese!!!! Llamas are cute but, have only petted one at a petting zoo.
My parents have 2 Pigmy goats. Does that count??
on Apr 20, 2004
Fun article to read Capt. Cheese is a wonderful thing isn't it?

Oh, and to anyone interested in taking the online IQ test-be warned that IQ measures neuronal development as it primarily tests the rate of transmission, and becomes very, very useless as one is past their formative years. So, unless you are younger than about 15-16 it doesn't really mean too much.

I always enjoy reading your articles Capt., and this one was no different.
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