My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
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October 26, 2004 by wnx_decoy
So, I was talking to one of my friends today when I remembered to ask them something that my mom told me to ask people at school... Well, let's just do it this way: Brandon: Hey Alex, do you wanna buy a duck? Alex: A what?! Brandon: A duck. Alex: Does it quack? Brandon: Yeah, it quacks. Alex: (turns to Shaun) Hey Shaun, do you wanna buy a duck? Shaun: A what?! Alex: (turns to Brandon) A what? Brandon: A duck. Alex: (turns back to Shaun) A duck. Shaun: Does it quack? Alex: (turns...
October 20, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Yesterday, I realized that I can't think straight once I get on MSN messenger. All I ever get accomplished is a bunch of gibberish. Just the other day I got onto the subject of peeing. It started seriously with asking if it was normal to pee as seldomly as I do. Then slowly it got worse. We started talking about what color pee should be, and eventually started talking about looking at it. I was saying that if you look at your pee it's pretty easy to tell if you've had enough water for the ...
October 18, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Ok, let's see if you can see the recuring theme here. So, one of my friends lost a practice jersey for soccer and so his dad (assistant coach) makes the team run for it. Another friend's mom decides to yell at her daughter for hugging her boyfriend. Said mother yells, "PDA!" to try and stop said friend. Now, it get's a bit more close to home... A teacher gives an F for not being able to find words a student doesn't know. A coach keeps a player out of the game because he USED t...
October 9, 2004 by wnx_decoy
When you used to think about what you wanted to be when you grew you did you say that you wanted to be a chemist who just does his job because he's getting paid well enough to stand it, or did you say you wanted to be a Major League Baseball player who just does his job because it's fun? I'm sure there are reasons behind every choice, no matter how bad a choice you make. I just want to know WHY you wanted the job you have or wish you had. I want to be a music teacher because I love music ...
October 3, 2004 by wnx_decoy
This is my car style, says tickle: What's the perfect car companion, the vehicle to fit your family-oriented lifestyle? It's the new generation of station wagons and minivans like the Dodge Caravan or the Volvo Cross Country. Safety first, but not at the expense of fun. Capt. over and out!
October 3, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Alright, here's the deal. I'm a senior this year and in my senior skills class we work on making career passports. Basically, it's what we use to send to businesses we want to go to. We put our resumes, transcripts, varification of employability skills, and other such papers in it. Another part of the class is preparing ourselves for college. We go over how to apply for grants, scholarships, enrollment, and other related stuff. Well, in this class we have to write a "practice" college...
August 17, 2004 by wnx_decoy
What if the sky was red? Do you think that the cardinal would be blue? But then what about the blue jay? Have you ever just sat back and wondered what if? What if turtles were called gophers and gophers were called penguins? What would you call a penguin? Maybe a sea monkey? What if the earth was smaller? Would animals and people be larger so they don't fly off of the planet when they try to jump? Or what if it was larger? Than we would be smaller? But then our bodies would be crushed...
August 11, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I can't believe schools starting back up in two weeks. My sister has more than all the supplies she needs and I have... a book cover. No more, no less. My momma's about to just give me an old breifcase of hers for my bookbag and she thinks that I'll be ready. I don't even have any pens or paper. I don't know why I brought that up, I guess I just felt like it. Anyways, I was actually gonna kind of go with the article that carebear just wrote... "I'm a loser and proud of it!" I think ...
July 25, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Alright, so I'm sure we all have someone on here that got us hooked on JU right? Well, I've seen a few people lift these people up now, and I think it's my turn to do some lifting around here. When I first stumbled upon JoeUser I found myself wondering what exactly would happen after I submited an article, because I've never done this kind of thing before. Well, I was rather disapointed with the first couple of articles I wrote because I didn't get much in the way of replies. I could count...
July 23, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Ok, so, I'm heading off to band camp next week, along with carebear, zoologist03, death by beebles, and well... us. I just thought I'd explain a bit, what band camp is like for my school. It may be different for others, but this is the jist, I guess. Alright, so you pac up all of your clothes, toiletries, candies, and other happy making items. We all get onto the bus and head off to our "camp grounds". When we get there, we go get our keys to the rooms, and find the rooms. You have a ...
July 22, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Well, I spranged my foot last Thursday, but I just never thought to tell how it happened. You see, I was just walking a long when all of a sudden a HUGE block of cheese appeared out of nowhere. Before I knew it, my foot was caught in it. I didn't know what to do about this dificulty, so I decided to try and eat my way out. So, I started eating it as fast as I could when all of a sudden I bite MYSELF. Of course I felt kinda stupid, but I had to do something... My foot was insanely numb f...
July 20, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Wow, I'm good. I've written 2 100th articles now. The only problem is how I'm going to be able to keep doing this unless I continue deleting my previous 100th article. Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll just keep on deleitng my 100th article to write a new one. That way I might get people to wish me luck everyday. I mean, if I get people to wish me luck once, why not 23 times or 72 times? I don't see why I wouldn't be able to just keep on writing my 100th article everyday for the next, oh.... 2 ...
June 22, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I was just thinking about some of the old cartoons I used to watch all the time. It came up in an article I just recently read. Anyways. These would have to be my most favorite shows of my "child"hood, and beyond: *Animaniacs... a hilariously stupid cartoon with puppy-dog things as the main characters *Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles... the most kick-butt heros ever, next to Spider-Man and The X-Men, and I used to have everything you could buy of theirs. I even had the weapons and shee...
June 18, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I was just wandering where all of my friends have gone. I've tried to keep up with you all but I'm swamped. I can't keep up with anyone. I'm having trouble watching myself here. If you guys would please at least say you're here... Capt. over and out!
June 17, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I'm sure we've all had our own little dream jobs. Of course, there's the fireman, the nurse, the baseball player for the Yankees, the olympic gymnist, the whatever you're little heart could imagine. But what if you had the chance NOW, to have ANY job on earth? If you have your dream job now, not likely, then how about another one? What if you could be a game tester. You could play video games to check for glitches and you could help rate the games. Or maybe you could be in NASCAR. You...