What's wrong with me lately? I can't come up with something humorous to save my life, lately. My school is having spitrit this week and today was hat day. Well, all that I could think of was a toilet paper turban. Come on... that's horrible. I should be better than that by now. I mean, I was even one of the kids with the imaginary friend, for crying out loud! I should have a lot better idea than that by now.
Don't you think that someone who can be amused for over 12 hours with just going back and forth looking at the same two sites, would be able to think of something a little more original than that?
I even caught myself say, "I wish I would have though of that!" today. There's "rumor" of a lion being loose in the city of one of my schools. I think it's senior prank and I honestly ended up saying that I wish I would have thought of something like that. What's wrong with me. I'm usually the one with the ideas that others wish they would have thought of.
I was also listening to the radio yesterday and, again, found myself saying, "I wish I would have thought of that!" The dj was talking about how he used to spread peanut butter on his pancakes before puting the syrup on. That's when those cursed words came out of my mouth.
The turban idea wasn't even totally mine. A friend of mine said that she was going to wear one today. So I looked for a sheet to use. I couldn't find any so I decided to use toilet paper. The only reason why I thought of toilet paper was because someone t.p.ed my house yesterday.
Does anyone have any good ideas on how to cure my problem? This is almost embarrassing asking for help but I'm not too worried about what you guys think of my mental health, so that's why I'm still asking.
Let's see what we can do... If I ever actually think of anything imajinitive I'll try and make sure I let you in on it.
Thanks!!!!
Capt. over and out!