Why Don't You Guys Come To Visit Me Anymore?

do i smell that bad?

Published on June 18, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Just Hanging Out

I was just wandering where all of my friends have gone. I've tried to keep up with you all but I'm swamped. I can't keep up with anyone. I'm having trouble watching myself here. If you guys would please at least say you're here...

Capt. over and out!

Comments (Page 3)

mignuna

on Jun 21, 2004

You wanna read some? If you do, I'll tell you the best ones...

i do ! i adore kindergarten humour

.

can i start ? ... i will anyway.

Q) what is green and brown, has six legs, and would kill you if it fell out of a tree onto your head ?

A) a billiard table

i DARE anyone to tell a worse joke than THAT. bah ! ... the challenge is open !

mig XX

ps: capt, this thread has gone a bit weird. but it's also a relief to be a bit silly on here, so it's all good, yes ?

carebear07

on Jun 21, 2004

OK, here's a pretty old one, and quite stupid i think.

Q: What do you call a cow with no legs?

A: Ground Beef

Ok , that was pretty bad i guess. Does that beat yours Mignuna?? hehe lol.

.

~carebear~

blondelife

on Jun 21, 2004

Carebear07 that is a stupid one. i don't think anyone could beat that besides a few people that are in
here that i know. lol.
~blondelife~

heftybag05

on Jun 21, 2004

Hey Capt. Cornbread. I'm new here and don't know who you are, but I'm here and I'll talk to ya.

-Ashleigh

carebear07

on Jun 21, 2004

Yes, i know it is. That's why i put it there. Duh.

. So are you new blondelife? j/w. Haven't seen ya around.

~carebear~

Ps: Hefty you'd better stay out of my way or something bad is gonna happen.

wnx_decoy

on Jun 21, 2004

Howdy hefty! Well, let's just say, I won't make you feel stupid any time soon.

Especially if you ever have problems spelling things.

Anywho... (by the way, this is one of the jokes I made up)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: Because it wanted to. Hahahahaha!

Q: What do you call a fence with a rhino on it?

A: Broken

Q: What do you call a fence with a bird on it?

A: Not broken. Hahahaha

Made up ^^^^^^^^^

Q: What's black, white, and red all over?

A: A red t.v. with the fuzzies.

Ok, I think that's enough for now. What did you think of my kindergarten jokes? Not too far from the jokes I have now, eh?

Capt. over and out!

mignuna

on Jun 22, 2004

carebear wins, capt. that is THE worst joke i have ever heard. well, except for these:

Q) why did the koala fall out of the tree ? ... A) it was dead

(yes, i am soooo funny) ...

Q) what do you call a deer with no eyes ? ... A) no idea

Q) what do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs ? ... A) still no idea

Q) what do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genetalia ? ... A) still no f*cking idea

Q) what do you call a man with a shovel in his head ? ... A) doug

hmm. apparently i remember every crap joke i ever hear. and i am SO winning now. those jokes suck. hehe

mig XX

MadPoet41

on Jun 22, 2004

I was just wandering where all of my friends have gone.

Capt~I'm still here! Just have been totally busy w/stuff. I mean, apart from the fact that I am working 24/7 on a poem for Sir Peter Maxwell (he requested it well over a week ago~and I'm not even half-way done yet!), I am quite busy with my new poetry website, AND I now have a girlfriend that actually likes to see me at least once a day (thank God we at least live in the same building, huh? .) .

So please don't think I am being a rude dude on purpose, huh? BTW, I thought the three quotes you left on my blog about favorite quotes are totally awesome dude. And I left you a comment on my own blog, etc. Plus now this one for you here. So I'm finally leaving you some comments! This is a cool blog for sure~a little bit different~but I totally like a little bit different big time! . Keep up the good work Capt. And let's try and read each others blogs more often. Glad so many JU folks are letting you know they still read your cool blogs. Way to go dude!

~MadPoet

wnx_decoy

on Jun 22, 2004

Mad~ Thanks dude. I'm glad you finally let me in on why you haven't come to see me in a while. Well, don't worry, I'll keep trying to check out your articles.

Everybody else~ I'll try to visit you all more often too. Since you all came out to just say you were here, and all...

Capt. over and out!

carebear07

on Jun 22, 2004

Yes, mine deffinatly beat yours Capt. hehe. Although Mignuna's are pretty lame too! lol, hehe.

~carebear~

wnx_decoy

on Jun 22, 2004

Hey, I made mine up there carebear. The joke you used wasn't even your own. That's not fair.

Capt. over and out!

mignuna

on Jun 22, 2004

Although Mignuna's are pretty lame too! lol,

hehe thanks carebear. they did suck, didn't they ?

mig XX

carebear07

on Jun 22, 2004

Mig~Yeah anytime! No problem! hehe.

Capt.~Yes, but it's still lamer(sp?) than yours. lol.

~carebear~

wnx_decoy

on Jun 23, 2004

Lamer because it was used. Mig's is the most lame because it's less used and still lame as heck!

Capt. over and out!

carebear07

on Jun 23, 2004

Yes, but mine are still better! lol

~carebear~

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