I know that most people like to make an article about their 100th article... and I'm not going to change that now... The only thing is that I think I may like hitting this checkmark a few more times. I could delete an article or two and then I'd have 100 again.
First thing I'm gonna do with my 100 articles is donate 20 of them to the poor.
Then I'd donate 10 to missions over seas
After that I'd donate another 3.5 of them to the Salvation Army Band
Next up, 16.25 articles to my parents, who would most likely split in anyways and end up with my mom, due to my dad having to pay my mom child support.
0.25 will go to SPM just because he doesn't need it.
Now, I can't be greedy so I've decided to put the last 50 articles into a race. I'm gonna bet on the one that does his business before the race, and give any money I win back to myself.
The only problem is that I'm going to be over by one article because I'm gonna delete some so that I can write about getting to the 100th article again. Hopefully, I win a few more articles on the race. Wish me luck and I might thank you when I get to be a millionaire.
Capt. over and out!