My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
just not how you would expect
Published on December 22, 2003 By wnx_decoy In Pets & Nature
I recently heard a story of an old woman. She had several cats. How many, I do not recall exactly.
One day the old woman was doing her everyday activities when she had astroke. Of course there was nothing she could do. She passed out. As she lie there her cats and one dog begin starving because the woman couldn't feed them. Of course being that they are cats, one of the most fowl creatures on the planet, the little animals, not including the dog, begin to try and eat the woman. The cats actually draw blod and eat tiny parts of her body.

Well, you know a cat can't just be satisfied with what it has. The felines turn and start attacking the dog, again trying to find some food. And once again they are quite successful actually. The cats team up on the poor animal and as they try to eat it nearly kill it.

The cops eventually find the woman lieing on her floor with bite marks, scars, from the cats. The dog is too badly damaged to save so they have to put it to sleep and the only thing with the cats is that they are slightly slimmer than usual.

That's the way this old woman proved how kind she was by feeding her animals, well, maybe just her cats, even when she is incapable of controling her own body. That's what I call a loving woman right there.

I hope this has enlightened you and may all of my future articles do the same.

Merry December 22 to all and to all a good night!
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on Mar 25, 2004
You know, I really thought I was the only one who held long conversations with inanimate objects. I find their replies to be quite interesting. Maybe not as interesting as , say, a friendly chipmunk, but interesting nonetheless.

As for those cats, I say good for them. The old lady was probably feeding them discount cat food. They were just getting even.
on Mar 25, 2004
I'm glad you guys understand my situation here. I find if no one else will talk to me than why not talk to myself and plus, i can't remember what rankings i've had without writing them down so...

Capt. over and out! ™
on Mar 25, 2004
Talking to chipmunks is pretty cool, but squirels are the number one animal to have conversations with. Discount food is the coolest though! I mean it would be awesome if she was feeding them Wal-Mart food! I have no idea why the terrible critters ate her they would be getting suberb nutrion! Captian, you think no one will talk to you! try writing a story and haveing zero replies from anyone but yourself and your captian! lol. anyways I like this blog here, its hidden and only "cool" people use it!

Aunt Jamima

P.S. I like the saying "10-4 roger that!" maybe i'll use it sometime
on Mar 25, 2004
Personally, I find squirrels to be a bit nutty.

10-4
on Mar 26, 2004
Yeah, well maybe MasonM here should go check out the ol' "The Wizard Of Oz" article. What do you say? Could you help a struggling comrad out? It will really help me in with my points but it will help TWO of the crazy llama's self-confidence.

Ten-Four Roger that!

Over and out! ™
on Mar 26, 2004
Squirrels are awesome!!! who cares if they are nutty! and I must say you should read the article entitled "The Wizard of Oz" the author did an exceptional job!

Aunt Jamima

10-4 !
on Mar 28, 2004
Yes she did. I quite enjoyed reading it.

Anyways. I'm 36th now. Don't worry, I'm still looking to catch a lot of people around here. I'm not stopping here.

I wonder why Peter hasn't been acting like himself lately... hmmm.... Oh, well.

Capt. over and out!
on Mar 28, 2004
You think Petey has been acting differently? I feel that way also. I have noticed his *cough* wonderful pieces of writing are becoming less imaginative, and are recieving less replies.

10-4
on Mar 29, 2004
Yeah, that's what I've been noting too. I think we should have a talk with him. What do you think?

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 25, 2004
Hey, I just realized I haven't updated you guys in a while. I'm 23rd now. definitely the best I've done. I'm pretty sure that puts me 7 ranks behind SPM. Well, if you look at the site rankings I'm only 30 something. Still pretty good for me.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 28, 2004
I just moved into the 22nd place. I just hope Mad will leave me alone and stay behind me! I'm gettin' pretty nervous.

Capt. over and out!
on May 12, 2004
I've been in 21st for a while now, I should be in 20th soon

Capt. over and out!
on May 12, 2004
Well that's better than what I'm ranked Capt. Right now im 72. I have a lot of catching up to do! But I'm comming along pretty quickly. I thought it was going to be hard to get from like 700 and something to the double digets. But I guess it really wasn't that hard. Even if im not caught up to you yet im still beating zoologist! ha!

Untill next time,
~carebear~
on May 12, 2004
Well, aren't you special? I don't think you're really "catching up" with me. The rankings may say you are but the points don't.

Capt. over and out!
on May 13, 2004
Why yes, I am special! lol. I never stated that I was catching up to you either.

~carebear~
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