My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
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Published on March 16, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Philosophy
Alright, so here's my 'philosophy'. I believe that colored cereal sticks to teeth better than non-colored teeth. Honey nut cereals count as non-colored.

I was just thinking as I ate a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and a bowl of Frosted Flakes. It seems that the FP sticks in my teeth more than FF do. I don't know if it's the color of the cereal that gets stuck but for some strange reason Fruit Loops get stuck a lot too and Rice Krispies don't. Is it the rounded shape of the FL that makes them stick more? But then why wouldn't Frosted flakes get stuck in your mouth if FP do and they aren't anymore round than RK. Maybe I'm just over reacting but that's what I noticed. It happens everytime. I have to go brush my teeth to try and get the slowly rotting colored cereals out of my teeth. Or maybe, perhaps it's all about the milk. I haven't noticed a difference in the milk before but maybe I should test it. I only have 2% and Vitamin D milk at my house. If anyone drinks another milk and would like to help my tests could you please tell me about how much cereal gets stuck in your teeth with that milk and which cereal gets stuck? I don't know about anyone else but I find this to be rather odd that this tragedy occurs. And if you have any information reguarding this problem please give me your data.

Capt. over and out! ™

Comments
on Mar 16, 2004
Would you classify Capt. Crunch as a color or non-color cereal ( for arguement sake w/o crunch berries ),
because I find it has a strong sticking ability..............
on Mar 16, 2004
But would you agree that it's worse WITH crunch berries?

Capt. over and out! ™
on Mar 23, 2004
The only breakfast I have ever eaten is a nice healty bowl of squirel, with a side of cheese. Sorry for not being able to assist you in your experiment.
on Mar 23, 2004
Well, does the squirel get stuck in your teeth or the cheese?

Capt. over and out! ™
on Mar 23, 2004
Not usually, but did you know that cheese is an excellent source of calcium and it prevents cavitys? I am not sure what the benefits of eating squirel are but there has to be a few. I am currently looking for new recipes for preparing squirel. I've already tried frying, boiling and bakeing them, are there any others? Oh yes, and the only real sauce to put on the squirel is good old ketchup!
on Mar 24, 2004
Not even tartar sauce? That's crazy! Yeah, I knew that about the cheese thing...........

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BOO!!!

did I scare you?

Capt. over and out! ™
on Mar 24, 2004
alt + 3690 = j

alt + 11 = ♂

alt + 12 = ♀

alt + just about anything = fun to play around with.

Capt. over and out! ™
on Mar 27, 2004
( + ? + ) = (?)

Capt. over and out!
on Mar 28, 2004
( + llama + ) = (llama)

10-4
on Mar 28, 2004
joe + user = socially constipated

Capt. over and out!
on Mar 29, 2004
I think there might be an error in your mathematical equation, here is the one I think is correct: cheese + squirel meat = contipation

10-4
on Mar 29, 2004
I'm not sure what that adds up to but I'm pretty sure it's not constipation.

Capt. over and out!