I'm sorry but I'm going to have to post an article for my Llamas because I guess they can't post for some reason. This one is a group peice by all three of them. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. If you have any comments for them please address the llamas directly.
"Last week I enjoyed a delightful trip to the world of Oz. The first thing I did when I got there was follow the good old yellow brick road. I was quiet disappointed when I found out it led me only to a dilapidated shack. Well I had enough with the road so from here on in I was making my own path. The first pathetic creature I came across was a scarecrow. The only real use for him would be to pour gasoline on him and have myself a bonfire for roasting crows. Then I had a thought, my mattress back in Kansas was felling pretty lumpy lately, I will take the straw out of this scarecrow and fill my mattress. So I did. I continued on with my journey stumbling upon a worthless pile of scrap tin. This load of garbage begged me to oil him but I refused to do so. For awhile I pondered about what to do with him. Then it hit me, this is a perfect garbage can! I quickly stuffed the wrapper from the Big Mac™ I had enjoyed prior to my trip. After this ordeal I ran into a cowardly lion. The best place for a lion is in a great stew. I chopped this large wimpy cat into fine pieces and prepared the stew. Carrots would have gone nicely in this stew but that terrible scarecrow couldn't even keep crows from eating carrots. This was about the time I turned and saw the annoying little dog called Toto. I eyed him up carefully and decided he would make a great dumpling. Just as I scarped the last of the Toto and lion stew off of my plate, I saw Dorothy come screaming at me, with her annoying braids flailing at her sides. These must go. Off they came, strand by strand. I decided to take her as a prisoner; she would make a great "playmate" for the flying monkeys, they can do as they please with her. Out of nowhere the foulest scum of the earth appeared, the good witch. I decided she would be of most use as a gift. I will present her to the wicked witch as a gift of friendship. As I was making my way along I saw the wizard of Oz flying overhead in his balloon. I quickly ripped off a ruby slipper from Dorothy's foot and threw it at the balloon. The shabby balloon popped easily. After this hard day filled with adventure I decided to play my favorite sport, bowling with the townspeople. They make excellent pins."
Capt. over and out! ™