I believe that I have come up with 5 points that will prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is a god.
My first sign... Martha Stewart has been put in jail
The second... Girls like Britney Spears can actually show their bodies for us.
Third... the most strict teacher at my school let us take an "in-class" assignment home.
Four... ...and I slept through his class today.
Five... my mom hasn't killed me yet for the stupid things I've done.
Alright. Now... I want to hear reasons to argue, that would prove my reasoning wrong.
Let me save you the time... You can't argue. I'm right. Only God could set something like this up to all be happening presently.
Well... except for Martha, but that will be proof forever to me.
Capt. over and out!