My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
the cornhead
Published on April 7, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Welcome
Hello! in case any of you thought this was going to be a french speaking blog it isn't. Sorry. This was basically just something I decided to through together since I bored.
I was just going to re-introduce myself in case some of my "friends' or really just about anyone, was foggy on who I am.

My real name... Brandon

A little about the captain... Well, I was born in Panama City Beach, FL. I guess my body didn't get the memo that I should be darker than I am. I'm one of the most untan people at my school. I am currently attending two different shcools and I'm taking a class online. One of the schools I go to is a division 1 school and the other is division 5. Definitely different populations. I am myself. I don't really do anything like eveyone else. As you might be able to tell if you've read some of my other articles or the Adventures of Capt. Cornbread, I don't really have a certain thing I like to talk about most. I prefer humor just because I love laughing. I also have a pretty good imagination, which I used to help create the first part of the Adventures of Captain Cornbread. My favorite thing to do with my free time is nerd things up. I am on the computer about 6-8 hours a day just typing stuff up. One thing I like to do, as you can tell is blog on here. A major hobby of mine is collecting cards and comic books. I have pretty much made a little collection of all of the major collectable card games. I also like to play RPG's. Usually I'm either like a rogue or the "funny" guy. In the game I am in right now, I'm a wereraven who, of course, loves "shinny things". (don't worry about paragraps, they just take up space when you indent and skip lines) I tend to get people mad pretty easily and not really care too much about it either. Like today I sat down in the middle of the main hall after school, and got in just about everyone's way. Oh yeah, people weren't happy. I got cussed at like crazy, and I wasn't even sitting there for 3 minutes. I sat down and just a couple minutes later got back up. No biggie. And if you don't know already, I'm a teenage guy. I really like one girl at school right now and she sat down with me. It was great. of course, she didn't acctually sit on the ground. She chose my back instead.

Reasons why people don't know much more about me... nobody asks anything else. oh,wait... that's only one reason, that's right!

Some bloggers that I at least respect (and why)... Muggaz~ Muggaz has a good sense of humor and last time I checked I think there was about 112 blogs in Muggaz's site (I only have 56 counting this one).
Sir Peter Maxwell~ no one else makes me want to gag like he does. Oh, and because of his most unique style. That's where the respect comes into play.
GemCityJoe~ when I first got here he was almost always the first person to respond to my blogs. Often times he was the only one to blog.
JeremyG~ he has a definite opinion about everything.
MadPoet~ I think this dude has got to be the only person who has actually ever looked up to me for my writting skills and because I don't think anyone is as "enthusiastic"
new-age nomad~ I'm not exactly sure some times but I'd have to say I enjoy the humor in nomad's writting.
imajinit~ pretty much the same as with trinity (new-age nomad). the difference is that imajinit has actually mad me wish I didn't ask for advice before.
janders~ up and coming blogger who has replied to a few of my blogs and is, IMO, a very good writter.
JillUser~ I like her amount of knowledge that always shows, even in humorous writings
others~~ if there's anyone I didn't add that thinks of me as a respectable person or "friend" just say something and I'll either add you or tell you why I'm not going to add you (if you'd like in "the list")

my favorite blog... Aethiests of the World Unite. good times. written by threead. I believe threead is no longer with us here on the User but it's a fun blog, again IMO, to read and reply to.

more about me... just a little this time and I'm done. I play soccer and bowling. I weigh about 190lbs. I'm 6ft. 0in. so my weight is spread pretty evenly. Just to give you some idea of what I look like. I have brown hair, blue eyes, a gotee "thing" (i'm not sure what to call it), and i wear glasses. I don't really want to try and show a picture of me because when I tried last time I did it wrong so they didn't show up. So the only way to find me is to look for my profile on msn.

Alright, I'll stop boring the snot out of you all for now... I may have to later, so don't say I said I won't bore you any more if I do.

Capt. over and out!

Comments (Page 1)
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on Apr 08, 2004
Thanks Junior

- what is a div 1 and Div 5 school?

BAM!!!
on Apr 08, 2004
division 1 is a big school. like the biggest school around. dvision 5. I think that's either the smallest or it's the second smallest. I could be wrong but I'm pretty sure that's the difference. It's kinda like Ohio State University v. Ohio University, Lancaster. BIG and small.

Got it? I thought you would know. Sorry.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 08, 2004
I live in Australia dude...

here hamburgers eat people and we wear shoes on out head and hats on our feet...

Dont assume everywhere is the same as USA mate!!!

BAM!!!
on Apr 08, 2004
Hey Capt~I thought you were supposed to be finishing your school work dude! . Thanks for the cool update. I learned some new things about you and your blog that I didn't know before. And thanks for mentioning me in that list of faves of yours. I honestly think the reason I might be the ONLY person (as you put it) to admire your writing skills is because I don't measure good writing by how many words are spelled correctly, and how many paragraphs, blah blah blah. I've never understood the logic in that. Imagination. Humor. The ability to do and say the unexpected. That's what impresses me the most. Like I told you before~any good editor could "clean up" your copy for you, and that's exactly what would happen if you ever wrote for a newspaper or even published a book. All those spelling and grammatical errors would vanish like magic! So I don't consider it a big deal at all. Think of it this way? How about if you were able to write your blogs perfectly? Every word is spelled correctly. Every paragraph is perfect. No grammatical errors, etc. But you suddenly lost your ability to surprise and entertain? Do you get me now? The latter is a million times more important than the former. Dude, you got yourself a serious amount of writing talent. And yeah, your spelling sucks big time! . But I'm not gonna fixate on that. I'd rather just read your blogs, and feel like you are taking the reader on a journey back to high school. And it seems like a lot of fun! You make it all seem so cool and alive. And that's why I like to read your stuff. Now get back to your homework dude! (Oh, there is one person you might one to add to your list of fave bloggers: Dharmagrl. You were chatting w/her today about her cat. On my blog. Remember? Anyway, her blogs are ALWAYS a very good read. She has great things to teach us, and she does this in a very humble way. And she has a really cool sense of humor. So read some of her blogs! I just know your gonna like her as much as I do...)

~MadPoet
on Apr 08, 2004
I'm sorry but I figured that since the principals of teaching in the U.S. and Canada were pretty much the same and that Australia is kind of in common with us in a lot of things that school stuff would be too.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 08, 2004
Nah mate, Australia inherited its system from the Pommy bastards. I mean British gentlement.
on Apr 08, 2004
aww... that's too bad.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 08, 2004
about, the whole thing with writing and stuff, thanks dude. Umm... I'm not quite finished yet and i have about 40 minutes until i would usually be waking up so... um... you know you make a good point. she is a nice blogger and I do like her "style". It's just that, like I said, I couldn't remember all the friends I've made on here.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 08, 2004
Muggaz~ So I guess you like the Simpsons, then?
on Apr 08, 2004
umm... where did that come from?

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 08, 2004
Aww, thanks Mad, for remembering me....I was going to ask what I had done to not be on the list.
on Apr 08, 2004
I'm sorry. If it makes you feel better I could make a blog in your honor.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 08, 2004
Captain cornbread~ as only an obsessive Simpson watcher would know:

'here hamburgers eat people and we wear shoes on out head and hats on our feet...'

is a line from the Simpsons in the episode about Australia.

on Apr 08, 2004
Wow! Hidden Paw~The Simpsons AND T. S. Eliot! . Yeah, I do like the way your mind works. Kind of reminds me of my own....

~MadPoet

P.S. Hey Hidden Paw? I ended up posting another "theory" about the unfortunate Sir Peter impostor situation on my blog (comments section)~you're welcome to add your own insights. I think if we all stick together on this one we just might be able to help Sir Peter get through this great personal crisis. I still say the man is a grossly misunderstood prophet...
on Apr 08, 2004
So I guess you like the Simpsons, then


Like would be an understatemnet...

It's actually Rand McNelly that hes the hamburger that eat people... but yeah.. its good to se my ref. wan't lost

BAM!!!
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