If I Can Accept Him So Can You

hoping to become a fosp member

Published on April 9, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Life Journals

I'm sure there are some of you who haven't like Sir Peter Henry Maxwell IV since he arrived and I'm sure there's those of you who HAVE liked him from the beginning. But I doubt there's many of us here who can say that he went from being the one person on here that you wanted to ruin, to being the one person that you look up to the most as a writer (blogger). Well, I'm officially one of the few to do the last one. I am using this article as my way of saying that I want to join FOSP. The only thing is that I will only stay if Peter, himself, tells me he wants me in here. Otherwise, I'm leaving the group and not worrying about EVER joining the group.
I would first of all like to thank MadPoet, for always trying to make me feel better than I am. Of course, I can't say I think it's working too well, but he's at least trying to change my opinion of myself. Secondly, I'd like to thank Peter for incouraging my aggressions towards him. He always drove me crazy when he talked about hitting his... nevermind. Sorry. Well, I think you know what I mean. He took verbal abuse from me and vice versa. He never really said he hated me or anything like that so I can calmly say I want to be in this group. If you would, please tell me what you think.
Now, for all of you who say you like SP. Why don't you prove it by joining the group of friends? I'm trying to join and I didn't even say I "liked" him before. Why don't you show your true colors and join?
All of my (used to be) fellow Peter haters. I would encourage you to rethink your aggressions and think about how much good Pete has brought to our community. He has brought strong competitiveness through fighting for the Joeuser awards. He has even brought kindness to our humble land. If you haven't seen it yet it's because you have been blinded by your hatred. Join me and say that you will let your grudges fall and say that you will (at least) attempt to befriend our hero.
I only have one more thing to say... Pete (Peter). I'm here for you, you sick, twisted, fool. lol

Capt. over and out!

Comments

MadPoet41

on Apr 09, 2004

Capt~WOW! I am truly amazed by what you have done. This is TOO generous of you~given the history of your intense relationship with the great Sir Peter Maxwell in the past. I will say this: If more young folks could have a generous and healthy attitude like Capt. Cornbread's~the world will become a stronger and much better place in a hurry. Dude! This is the coolest!

Anyway, I will most certainly speak to Sir Peter, and attempt to get him to welcome you into our fold. Now Capt? Are you requesting a formal apology from him? Or will it be enough that he merely suggests (and welcomes) you into the Society? Because the former will be a lot trickier than the latter!

. But I will give it my best shot. I mean, he will certainly be touched by what you have just done here. I am man enough to admit that your kind words brought a tear to my poet's eye. And Sir Peter does have a very big heart! So I think we can work something out. It's gonna be so cool to have you in the Society dude! I am even thinking about electing members for titles and such within our organization. Didn't you say you were really good at math? Perhaps you can become our new treasurer! Let me know. And thank you for doing this! Sir Peter needs all the support we can give him right now. So you are doing the right thing big time!

~MadPoet
(President Of Friends Of Sir Peter Maxwell Society, U.S.A.)

P.S. Hey Capt? I must say this to you: The spelling and grammar in this article are vastly improved over your previous work! Did you actually resort to using a dreaded dictionary?

. VERY GOOD JOB!!

wnx_decoy

on Apr 10, 2004

Thanks for the last remark. But would you believe that I actually did all of it dictionaryless? I know, that's not a word but I thought it was an apropriate 'word' anyways. Umm... as for an apology. I don't think I'd really need anything too dramastic. As long as he welcomes me. I mean he's going through tough times. I don't think I really want to push him too far right now. Did that actually bring a tear to your eye? *pulls out a hankerchief* There you go. About being treasurer... umm... maybe I could but it would be risky if any serious money starts to flow.

Capt. over and out!

Sir Peter Maxwell

on Apr 10, 2004

As you have showed me a half decent level of respect and claimed that you look up to me then I will allow you into the FoSP, you're a keen chap and I'm sure you will bring many qualities to the organisation. I have often seen myself as a perfect example to all the young chaps such as yourself, what could be better than for a young man to look at me and dream he could one day be just like me. Thankyou for your support Cornbread and I look forward to resuming our insults as soon as possible, even if you are an ally to Sir Peter Maxwell.

Welcome on board dear boy

Sir Peter Maxwell

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