My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
unfinished story
Published on April 13, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Humor
Alright guys (and gals). Here’s the deal. I feel it would be a good idea to get some input from some of my fellow JoeUsers. Crazy Llama 96 and I have decided to let you guys aid us in a new story we want to write. Ok, so I’m gonna give you what we have so far, and you take the rest. Got it. We’ll jump in every now and then of course to try and get what we want, but this is mostly for you guys. I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story. Ok? Here we go!



Bunsen Burner is starting out on a long and dangerous journey. she will leave her home town in Iceland, seeking the wish-granting alpaca. She is leaving her home because of two reasons. First her life-long mate, Professor Gassy, has started showing affection toward a different llama (Bunsen Burner's father). The second reason is that her owner keeps performing random acts of sodomy on her. After her mother’s tragic death, she begins her journey. She pulls out the suitcase and begins to pack. She throws in some ex lax, some hay, a toothbrush, and a water bottle. All of these will be needed on her trip. After packing her necessities, she slammed the suitcase shut and started to think of how to escape the cruel farmer’s field. With a nine foot tall electric fence jumping was not an option. Although llamas do have semi-sharp toenails.



Aunt Jemima and Capt. Cornbread*
10-4 Over and out!




*not a part of the story

Comments
on Apr 14, 2004
Ok. Here, I'm gonna try to add some stuff to the start of the story. Hopefully it sounds good. lol. I really don't know if im any good at this but here it goes!


Since the nine foot electric fence was in the way of her way, she had to think of some way to get by it. She thought and thought and thought, but couldn't think of anything. Just then a she noticed a beaver near by. Now the beaver was minding his own business looking for something to eat. Well now, Bunsen got a clever idea. Her plan was to somehow lure the beave to climb under the fence, then catch it. After catching it she would force the beaver to try and chew through the fence so she could escape. So, how to catch the beaver you may be wondering??? Now of course Bunsen was a smart llama, she thought that if she could get a branch from the tree who's branches hung over the pen, and laid it inside the pen, that the beaver would notice it and come to retrive it to use for the building of his dam. Once getting the branch, she then had to set up a net that would catch the beaver as he went to retrive the branch. When all of this was set up, she patiently waited for the beaver. It didn't even take 5minutes for the beaver to notice the branch just laying there. He made sure the coast was clear then crawled under the fence to go retrive "his" branch. Not five seconds after walking up to the branch has was snatched up into the net! "Haha! I've got you!" "Please let me go!!" pleaded the beaver. "Not untill you do something for me," said Bunsen. "I'll do anything if you just let me go" "Ok, lets make a deal, if you help me escape from here, I will release you." " Ok, deal!" So Bunsen explained her plan to the beaver, which by the way, his name is Dauby. The beaver then agreed to help, but what she didn't tell him was that the fence was electric. So the beaver started to work on the fence...........ZAP!!! "OUCH! Is the fence supposed to do that to you??" "Oh, yeah forgot to tell ya about that! My bad." Even though the fence would shock the beaver he still went back to work being zapped everytime. Finally the Dauby finished. As soon as Bunsen was about to leave when Dauby spoke up and said, " Hey, do you mind if I go with you?" "Well......ok, i guess i don't have a problem with that." So then it was off on her journey.
on Apr 14, 2004
I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story


hehe I'm breaking this rule just once I don't want to write on the story just yet

I wanted to tell care bear that the contribuation to the story was excellent! It added humour, great plot and a new character! way to go! hopefully you'll come back after the story has had a few more additions and put some more ideas in!

Thanks for writing

Aunt Jemima

10-4
on Apr 14, 2004
Thanx crazy llama 96. I wasn't sure if my writing was fit for what you guys are writing. But yes i plan to add more to it once some more bloggers or even you guys add something. I'm kinda new to joeuser, and I'm glad that I was able to help out with your story. Well i'll write more later! Untill next time......

~carebear~
on Apr 14, 2004
"Well......ok, i guess i don't have a problem with that." So then it was off on her journey.

"Where to?" thought Bunsen. Well, of course she's going to go to see the alpaca. The problem here is deciding where the alpaca is. So, Bunsen must find someone to ask for directions. Bunsen comes across an ol tortoise. Being as old as this big fellow is, I'm sure you can imagine he knows a lot more than our little hero. So Bunsen asks the tortoise, who's name happens to be Jo (if it was any longer he'd never get it out of his mouth without forgeting was he was saying), "Mr. Tortoise... how many licks does it take to get to the.. wait, wrong question... Mr. Tortoise do you know of an alpaca who grants wishes?" Well, I'm sure you can figure out it took a while for his reply. About 3 minutes to spit out a reply. He slowly said, "No."

After wasting all this time Bunsen decides to find a strong steed to cary her to a nearby village. She finds a pasture of them about half a mile away...
on Apr 15, 2004
After finding the pasture her and Dauby stopped to graze. Although Dauby was highly alergic to the grass, he prowled around looking for a bare spot to look for his favorite food.....stink bugs. About an hour passed and the sun started to set, Bunsen decided to stay in the pasture untill morning. Z....Z.....Z...Z........"WHAT THE......" "Oh must have been a nightmare, time to get back to the Z's." "What's all of this commotion?" Dauby said. "Aw...nothing I think I had a bad dream or something." "Oh, ok." "Now lets get back to sleep.".....................3 seconds later................."Um.....Dauby....w-w-was that you?" "No, wasn't me" "Well what in the heck was it then??" "I have no clue!" "Ok, who ever's out there come out with your hands on your feet!" "D-D-D-D-Don't hurt me!!" Bunsen and Dauby both rubbed there eyes. Was it what they thought they saw?? Or just simply an infigment of there imaginations?? "Are you a-a-a-a squirrel??" Bunsen asked. "Why yes I am." "I have a question for you." "Yes....." "Well you see, there's this wish granting alpaca. Well I need to find him/her. Do you know where I can find him/her??" "Why yes I do!" " Oh goody!!! Well can you give me directions??" "Sure can. Well, you see that tree over there? Well follow the path by it untill you get to the statue of the manbeast, then take a left through the forest. Once you get to the cany cabin, you know, the one that hansle and grettle went to in that one story?? Well go inside and the lady there will tell you the rest of the directions." "I thought you said that you knew the way??" " Well I did but i forgot, sorry!" " OH that's ok i guess." "Well thank you, bunches! I think i'm gonna go catch somemore of thoes Z's and count the sheep." "If I were you I would start out now." "Ok, I guess we could do that. Whadda say Dauby?? Are you up to it??" "Well i guess so." They both thanked the squirrel and headed off once more.....