Alright guys (and gals). Here’s the deal. I feel it would be a good idea to get some input from some of my fellow JoeUsers. Crazy Llama 96 and I have decided to let you guys aid us in a new story we want to write. Ok, so I’m gonna give you what we have so far, and you take the rest. Got it. We’ll jump in every now and then of course to try and get what we want, but this is mostly for you guys. I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story. Ok? Here we go!
Bunsen Burner is starting out on a long and dangerous journey. she will leave her home town in Iceland, seeking the wish-granting alpaca. She is leaving her home because of two reasons. First her life-long mate, Professor Gassy, has started showing affection toward a different llama (Bunsen Burner's father). The second reason is that her owner keeps performing random acts of sodomy on her. After her mother’s tragic death, she begins her journey. She pulls out the suitcase and begins to pack. She throws in some ex lax, some hay, a toothbrush, and a water bottle. All of these will be needed on her trip. After packing her necessities, she slammed the suitcase shut and started to think of how to escape the cruel farmer’s field. With a nine foot tall electric fence jumping was not an option. Although llamas do have semi-sharp toenails.
Aunt Jemima and Capt. Cornbread*
10-4 Over and out!
*not a part of the story