What You Don't Friggin' Care To Know About Me

but i'm going to tell you anyhow

Published on April 19, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Blogging

I've come to notice that you guys around here either don't know much about me because you don't want to or you just simply haven't been told enough about me. Well, if it's because you don't want to know than this is going to be like watching Power Rangers: Whatever They Come Up With Next! Of course, the way it's going now, there's only going to be one ranger to start with and then he/she is going to have to fight his/her way to find the others.

Well, that opening paragraph was kinda scary, I'll try to keep from that stuff now. We don't want to run into stuff like that again.

Some things that you might now about me:

I am a male
I am part alcoholic (my dad's side of the family) and part pschotic (my sisters) j/k
I have 2 older sisters and one younger
I am the only boy
My parents are divorced
My German Shepherd ran away about a month and a half ago and my mom wouldn't take me to find him
I go to two schools and I do English on the internet
My first name is Brandon
I was born in a hospital...
... in Panama City Beach, FL
My favorite thing to talk about is cheese (then llamas)
My favorite thing to eat is cheese (then llamas)

Now, things you most likely didn't know:
My I.Q. is 149 (I think)
My eyes are blue, hair brown, teeth white, butt numb, and ear itches
I was born medically def
I am far sighted
My favorite color is clear (neon clear to be exact)
I like to rub things in peoples faces, especially when I should stop where I am.
My mom is about 5'2" and my dad 5'7"
I'm 6'0" (the second tallest person that we know of in my family)
I like comic books, cheese, card games, cheese, video games, cheese, and pretty much just collecting things that I can play
with, and did I mention cheese? how about llamas? well I did now!
I can't stand Nascar
I like turning both left and right in parking lots
I don't know when this is going to stop
Maybe it will be soon, just stick with me
When I grow up I want to be just like the real Capt. Cornbread
I'm nearly monotone (I can't here the differences to know that my voice isn't changeing pitches)
I'm soft spoken even when I try to yell ( ??? )
I suck at first person shooters and rock at racing games
Party Games on consoles give me nightmares
This is going to end soon because I'm boring myself
The next time I do something like this I'm going to stab myself in the space in my nostril
I've only written 30 something things about me on this article...
And I'm going to leave it at that

If you would like to share any pointless information about yourself I would love to hear (read) it. Please don't hesitate. I'm not going to do like JeremyG or Trinitie and bash you for being open about yourself. No offense to Trinitie. Lighten up girl! I don't care if Jeremy takes offense now. I nominated him for every award and then when I go to reply to one of his articles, he deletes it. No more mister nice cornhead!

Capt. over and out!

Comments (Page 2)

JillUser

on Apr 20, 2004

I grew up around llamas. Our vetrinarian actually had a llama farm.

Ah, the power of cheese. My favorite form of cheese...........cheesecake

I'm with dharma, I love brie! My friend had a euchre tournament and she served honey baked brie.......yummy!

I am so terribly sorry about your dog.

wnx_decoy

on Apr 20, 2004

Ha! I'm sorry Dharma. I guess I didn't make it clear enough. Actually, I had severe scar tissue in my ear. That's why I was deaf. I got tubes put in my ears and some how that fixed it. I'm not sure how but it did. Actually, I have one in my ear still. I have had them put in 4 times I think. My doctors are all amazed at how my one tube is still in there.

My favorite cheese. Oh boy! It's hard to decide, but my favorite is probably colby jack. I like to have it with virginia baked ham. Oh my gosh that's an awesome snack.

Kelly~ nice to meet you too.

LOL... I'm sorry but this is just killing me. I cna't believe so many of you actually liked the article. I wasn't even going to post it once I finished but I thought I had to to level out against articles like JeremyG's. Thanks for the coments everyone.

Capt. over and out!

Muggaz

on Apr 20, 2004

Has anyone ever tried Orange Cheesecake???

Next time i see my mum i am going to get the recipe... I implore anyone who has the necessary smarts and means to prepare it to do so and be forever in my debt.

BAM!!!

wnx_decoy

on Apr 20, 2004

Umm... I'm going to have to say that I never have. I'm sorry Muggaz.

Dan~ Is 127 more like it? Well, that's what I got from the IQ test I just took. Hopefully that's more like it for you. If not I'm sorry to say that I can't make myself stupid for you. LOL

Capt. over and out!

carebear07

on Apr 20, 2004

Yeah thanx for your stalking comment Capt. lol. Maybe I'll just have to come and stalk you as my next victim. Remember, I do know where you live!! Muahhhaahahaha. lol. I don't know if I ever told you this or not, but speaking of all these people that posted they live near llamas, well I happen to live near some also. I see them everyday on the way home from school when my bus passes them. I don't know the people who own them, but I just know that they have two of them, a white one and a multi-colored one. As for the cheese thing. I do like cheese a bunch, I will admit that, but I don't think it's the best food in the world. It's probably # 2 on my list of fav. foods. I'd have to say my favorite food is peanutbutter. You mean to tell me you don't like cornbread??? OMG. It's so good. I think you're the only person that I know that doesn't like it. As for the IQ thing......no offense, but i don't see how someone like you could have an IQ of 149!!! lol jk. I know you're really smart, but your lack of common sense is what sets it off i guess. Well untill next time....

~carebear~

carebear07

on Apr 20, 2004

Oh yeah.....I guess since i'm kinda new on here, I thought I'd put some stuff about me on here since you suggested it Capt.

I'm a girl
I'm 15 years old
I'm mainly from German decsent, the other parts of me are Indian, Irish, and African American.
yes, Capt. you're probably thinking, really hard about the african american part. But I am. That's why I get really dark in the summer.
I have two younger brothers, no sisters, so i'm the only girl besides my mom.
my parents are still together
Ummm....I guess you might wanna know my real name because carebear isn't my real name....my real name is Ashley.
I don't know where I was born, I think the stork brought me to my parents......no not really, I was born in Lancaster, OH
My favorite food is peanutbutter, which I think I already told you, then after that it's a tie between chicken and cheese.
My favorite thing to do is talk and sleep, then next would come eating. You gotta have the food! But not to much or you might get sick and we don't want that happining!
You some of you might know some of that already so now im gonna try and think of thing you might not know......

Ummm lets see.......
I'm just around 5'5 and a half I have green eyes, brown hair, umm....im not fat, but i wouldn't consider myself really that skinny either, but if I said I was fat my friends would beat me up.
My favorite color is blue
My shoe size is a 9 1/2 to a 10 depending on what brand of shoe
Sorry Capt. but I like NASCAR!(heck yea baby, fast cars!)
I'm in the highschool band. I used to play the flute untill 8th grade, now I play the French Horn, because brass is better! (and my french horn is A LOT louder than your trombone Capt. lol.
I do like sports. It gets me away from my other life. I play soccer and softball.
My favorite animals are #1 llamas and frogs tie, #2 horses, #3 dogs
ummm....lets see what else is there........umm......well i can tell you that Capt. is one of my best friends and we go to the same school. Well im going to leave it at this so I don't bore yalls. untill next time.........

~carebear~

carebear07

on Apr 20, 2004

Oh yeah, one more thing.....
Music~ I like to listen to some Christian Rock. Especailly Relient K. I also like to listen to bands like linkin park, and various rap/pop music.

dharmagrl

on Apr 20, 2004

Has anyone ever tried Orange Cheesecake???

Yes, I have, and it's deliciously yummy!

Capt, my IQ is 133, according to the test I just took, so don't feel bad. We're smart, we're just not geniuses. Besides, who cares?

shadesofgrey

on Apr 20, 2004

Capt, my IQ is 133, according to the test I just took, so don't feel bad. We're smart, we're just not geniuses. Besides, who cares?

pretty close to genius--isn't 140 considered to be genius?

wnx_decoy

on Apr 20, 2004

You know what? I don't think I could handle being a genius. Then people would think I should be doing even better in school.

Capt. over and out!

P.S.~ Please bore us carebear. Can I start using your real name every now and then?

dharmagrl

on Apr 20, 2004

pretty close to genius--isn't 140 considered to be genius?

You have to have an IQ of 145 or higher to be a MENSA member, I do believe...unless they changed it recently.

MadPoet41

on Apr 20, 2004

Dharma~I just took the test too? 129. So I always told you that you were so much smarter than I (me?).

.

Capt~we just about got the same IQ dude~I think it is so cool. Only I never really was too big on the cheese thing? But after reading all these cool comments about cheese~I am gonna pick some up next time I'm at Safeway ASAP. I just knew your article was gonna be a popular one dude! And I know how much you like to get all the really cool comments (as do most of us other bloggers!). So congrats dude. Maybe you should think about making this a regular blog feature? Over and out!

~MadPoet

wnx_decoy

on Apr 20, 2004

Well, I think the last time I said cheese in an article I got like 28 replies. Maybe it was a different one but maybe that's what it's gonna take to keep up the good responses anyways. We have a new set of bloggers than there was when I started so...

Capt. over and out!

Joan of Arc

on Apr 20, 2004

I rarely read your comments and articles without smiling.

Blog on.

Tractorman

Dan Kaschel

on Apr 20, 2004

Dan, has anyone ever told you that your social skills might be slightly lacking? Just a thought....

"

lol now nobody has! But I don't personally agree with the whole concept of social skills... which is a story in and of itself...

Cornbread, that sounds right- about 27 about normal (theoretically, 100 is average, although most americans tend to score a few points above). Once again, I hope you weren't offended.

~Dan

PS I'm a mensa member, and they aren't able to give out scores, nor is it based on an IQ scale.

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