My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night
2- win a tournament in some card game
3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear
4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on
5- jump out of a plane
6- jump out of a moving plane
7- jump out of a falling plane
8- shoot a bird at a window
9- bust myths like the myth busters
10- win less than a dollar from the lottery
11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine
12- go into outer space
13- eat a squirrel
14- give a spuirrel, CPR
15- go a day without making my French teacher mad
16- go a day without getting mad at my French teacher
17- go to prom with a prep (just for grins and giggles)
18- lick a spark plug
19- raise silk worms so I can grow my own shirts
20- teach a llama to say the ABC’s
21- learn how to teach a llama the ABC’s
22- prove to my friends that I’m out of it on purpose
23- be proven wrong by a block of cheese
24- go to school with a skirt on
25- go to school with a bra on
26- learn how girls can change their shirts without taking the first shirt off (I just can't do it!)
27- milk a rock
28- drink the milk out of a paper bag
29- hit someone with a wet noodle
30- be hit by a wet noodle
31- eat more than my dad and uncle combined
32- stop making fun of other people’s articles
33- move my blog site up the rankings, close to what my joeuser ranking is
34- not wear something uncomfortable to church on Easter day
35- figure out how long it takes the average person to come up with one of these lists
36- make my Social Studies teacher look dumb (instead of the opposite happening AGAIN!!!)
37- delete that last idea
38- shave all the hair off of my body
39- if I get married, convince my wife to shave all the hair off her body
40- figure out a way to drink milk without having to drink it all at once
41- get into Guinness for doing something stupid
42- get into Guinness for doing something cool
43- get into Guinness just to say I was in it
44- find the person with the longest fingernails and file them to the nub
45- use the ‘sawdust’ to give someone an asthma attack
46- find a girlfriend that isn’t afraid to commit
47- find a girlfriend that is willing to learn to not fear it
48- push my older sister, Steph, out of a plane
49- push my older sister, Steph, out of a moving plane
50- push my older sister, Steph, out of a falling plane
51- write a list of 100 things I want to do before I die
52- include wanting to write the list in my list
53- bite an elephant
54- chase the thing chasing me in my nightmares
55- push the thing that keeps pushing me off of stuff in my nightmares
56- learn the names of all the voices in my head
57- give them all nicknames
58- become the voice inside of the loud voice inside my head
59- eat a hotdog that has the good parts of an animal
60- “ bologna “ “ “ “ “ “ “ “
61- become a professional elbow dropper (inside joke, I’m sorry)
62- put postage stamps on outgoing e-mail
63- have an ‘ism’ named after me
64- say cheese over one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
65- count off each second as I’m saying cheese one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds


I’ll come up with 66-100 later. My head hurts right now, and so does my splean (spelling?)!!! Don't worry though, I'll get back to you guys.

Capt. Over and out!

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on Apr 21, 2004
Cool. You sure do got your mind on llamas and cheese a lot dude! . Can't wait to see the rest of the list~it would take me all night to come up with my own. So don't worry~I ain't even gonna try it! .

~MadPoet
on Apr 21, 2004
HAHAHA... annoy your french teacher...

In my second week of high school, i made my french teacher have a nervous break-down!!! We all had our lockers in our classrooms, so we kept our padlocks open, i grabbed them all and put them in a pile on the floor in the class-room, and we spent the rest of the day trying to sort out who's lock was whos!!!!

hehe... i crack myself up...

BAM!!!
on Apr 21, 2004
I like how you copy my idea Capt. lol. I really don't care though. The list thing wasn't even my idea in the first place. I think it was Larissa's. But yeah keep it commin. by the way I got the rest of mine on my list if you haven't checked yet.

~carebear~
on Apr 21, 2004
Mad~ the time is what made me stop

Muggaz~ did you guys get it sorted? That would have been so cool.

carebear~ I'm gonna go check it out right now.

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 21, 2004
Annoying French teachers must be a tradition. Mine was a vegitarian so people would make her crazy by talking about hamburgers and steaks. It really ticked her off that they bothered to learn how to about it in French.
on Apr 21, 2004
1st the spelling of "splean" is spleen and the SS thing is never going to happen...sorry. You can't beat him for he is too cold and heartless and shall persecute you until the day you die.(Ah...a little dramatic) And good luck with the Cornbreadism(hehe).

'Till later,

Zoologist03
on Apr 21, 2004
We drove our french teacher nuts. Someone claimed to have found a...ahem...battery operated toy in her purse once, and consequently some of the smart ass kids thought it would be hilarious to sit at the back of the class and making humming and buzzing noises. She was reduced to tears on more than one occasion, as I recall.

Man, we were mean!!!!!
on Apr 21, 2004
Course we got it sorted! hehe... we just didn't learn any French for those lessons, which gave my teacher the breakdown!!!

BAM!!!
on Apr 21, 2004
Damn it must be a GLOBAL tradition to fuck with teh french teacher....

ours was short with a firey temp... so I would sit in the front roll of the class and ask all kinda weird shit... none which had to do with anything FRENCH related...unless you want to count the lunch menu. But you get teh point I had more detentions come out of that class than any other. She left the high school at the end of the year. We won. We asked what was her reason for leaving. She said... Us. I feel I have done a great service to my country even if it was in the smallest way.

Adios
on Apr 21, 2004
You guys make me proud to be in French class. I honestly haven't been taught anything ALL year. We are still the stages of reviewing, we are going so slow in that class. I have this problem with not wanting to stop talking in class. Well, I have a deep voice so it's not loud but it's very distinguishable. So I tend to just so in class and murmur things about her shile she's teaching. When she finally stops talking I will sometimes get up and walk over to a friend's desk and talk about them. She then threatens me with a detention which I haven't recieved yet. After that I sit down and think about a stupid question to ask her. Once, all I asked was if she liked cheese and she went off on her own convesation for 40 minutes about how kids like to try and get her off subject. Irony? I think so. I also like to get to class late and blame it on the road conditions. She believes me of course and then someone tells her and she starts on another 40 minute story. Almost everyday, me or one of my friends gets something taken away from us. I have had sunglasses, money, dice, cards, flashlights, all kinds of things taken from me. Then everyday in lunch a couple of girls in my class fix up a "snack" for her to eat. Usually it consists of different parts of our lunch. I can't go into detail on what exactly has been mixed for safety reasons, but let me just say I wouldn't even eat it and I'm a 30 second rule, person and I'll eat something that's been in someone else's mouth.
I'm taking too much of your time up with the comment so...

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 22, 2004
It’s later…

66- Dance with a total stranger
67- Push a total stranger out of a plan
68- Push a total stranger out of a moving plan
69- Push a total stranger out of the way so that I can jump out of a falling plane
70- find a way to mow the yard without going outside
71- if I can’t do 70, then teach my dog to mow the yard
72- make a comic book about bagman
73- create a movie about odd superheroes
74- write a book about Capt. Cornbread
75- learn the lost language of Urine
76- teach Sodom what his name is all about
77- eat a toaster scramble that actually tastes like bacon, egg, and cheese
78- mid breed a llama and a giraffe
78- come up with a name for the creation (llaffe, girama, gama, llaraffe…)
79- shout someone with the water that doesn’t get you wet
80- get a mcjob
81- start a business
82- make working conditions a state in which a word will be made up for it
83- gain power over the dictionary so I can make up words and give them meanings
84- get into a fight with a grocery cart in Wal-Mart
85- brake a cash register when I through the cart and elbow drop it
86- cover up a car so that it looks like a piñata
87- make a horn for the car that sounds like the Mexican hat-dance.
88- put spinners on the tires that look like baseball bats
89- make my windshield wipers launch candy (they look like bats too)
90- run it into a wall and dump a bunch of candy around where it crashed
91- make a flying chair out of tons of balloons
92- come up with the next Macarena
93- shove one pound of ice-cream into my mouth
94- find a real carebear and have a staring contest with it
95- use a mirror on the carebear when it does that belly thing they do
96- push a carebear out of a plan
97- push a carebear out of a moving plane
98- push a carebear out of a falling plane
99- fly around the world with a banana in my pocket
100- eat it after I get back!!!

on Apr 22, 2004
I'm sorry I forgot...

Capt. over and out!
on Apr 22, 2004
HAHAHAHAHA!! Those are great but they still don't live up to my list!! Not really, they're probably better. lol. Yeah what about the thing that carebears do with their bellys?? Never Heard of that one. You'll have to explain that to me sometime. Ummmm...so what's up with you and carebears now??? Are you going to become obssesed with them like me now?? lol j/k. Oh yeah and the llama breeding thingy. That was my idea!!! I also thought that you didn't like bananas so why would you eat it. lol.

~carebear~
Ps~ read my one article entitled "The Man of My Dreams" and see what imajinit said.
on Apr 22, 2004
! You're great, Brandon... I especially like #66... where'd you ever get a great idea like that?

Sarah
on Apr 23, 2004
84- get into a fight with a grocery cart in Wal-Mart


Capt~so this one is the coolest to me! . Awesome idea dude! But I just figured something out? Did you actually WAIT to do the second half~so everyone would have to come back again, and you'd get twice as many points and hits? . Just teasing you. I know you are way too honest to pull a fast one like that dude. GREAT BLOG! ENJOYED IT A LOT!

~MadPoet
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