1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night
2- win a tournament in some card game
3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear
4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on
5- jump out of a plane
6- jump out of a moving plane
7- jump out of a falling plane
8- shoot a bird at a window
9- bust myths like the myth busters
10- win less than a dollar from the lottery
11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine
12- go into outer space
13- eat a squirrel
14- give a spuirrel, CPR
15- go a day without making my French teacher mad
16- go a day without getting mad at my French teacher
17- go to prom with a prep (just for grins and giggles)
18- lick a spark plug
19- raise silk worms so I can grow my own shirts
20- teach a llama to say the ABC’s
21- learn how to teach a llama the ABC’s
22- prove to my friends that I’m out of it on purpose
23- be proven wrong by a block of cheese
24- go to school with a skirt on
25- go to school with a bra on
26- learn how girls can change their shirts without taking the first shirt off (I just can't do it!)
27- milk a rock
28- drink the milk out of a paper bag
29- hit someone with a wet noodle
30- be hit by a wet noodle
31- eat more than my dad and uncle combined
32- stop making fun of other people’s articles
33- move my blog site up the rankings, close to what my joeuser ranking is
34- not wear something uncomfortable to church on Easter day
35- figure out how long it takes the average person to come up with one of these lists
36- make my Social Studies teacher look dumb (instead of the opposite happening AGAIN!!!)
37- delete that last idea
38- shave all the hair off of my body
39- if I get married, convince my wife to shave all the hair off her body
40- figure out a way to drink milk without having to drink it all at once
41- get into Guinness for doing something stupid
42- get into Guinness for doing something cool
43- get into Guinness just to say I was in it
44- find the person with the longest fingernails and file them to the nub
45- use the ‘sawdust’ to give someone an asthma attack
46- find a girlfriend that isn’t afraid to commit
47- find a girlfriend that is willing to learn to not fear it
48- push my older sister, Steph, out of a plane
49- push my older sister, Steph, out of a moving plane
50- push my older sister, Steph, out of a falling plane
51- write a list of 100 things I want to do before I die
52- include wanting to write the list in my list
53- bite an elephant
54- chase the thing chasing me in my nightmares
55- push the thing that keeps pushing me off of stuff in my nightmares
56- learn the names of all the voices in my head
57- give them all nicknames
58- become the voice inside of the loud voice inside my head
59- eat a hotdog that has the good parts of an animal
60- “ bologna “ “ “ “ “ “ “ “
61- become a professional elbow dropper (inside joke, I’m sorry)
62- put postage stamps on outgoing e-mail
63- have an ‘ism’ named after me
64- say cheese over one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
65- count off each second as I’m saying cheese one-hundred times in 30.74 seconds
I’ll come up with 66-100 later. My head hurts right now, and so does my splean (spelling?)!!! Don't worry though, I'll get back to you guys.
Capt. Over and out!