I think I've at least started to make it clear that I like cheese. If not, let me say this, I LIKE CHEESE!!!
At the beginning of this school year is when I realized I can't get enough of cheese, orange juice, or milk. With cheese, I fill my tummy. Le fromage et bonne! With oragne juice, I counteract the constipating effect of cheese. I'm sure some of you don't think it works. Trust me, it does. With milk I pour it onto just about everything. I don't use chip dip, I use milk. I don't ue ketchup on my fries at home, I use milk. If I don't have milk I use melted cheese (preferably). If I don't have cheese I just drink my OJ with it.
Cheese has been a big part of my "diet" for a rather long time. I grew up with my mom and dad up until the last 4 years. My mom almost always had canned cheese and crackers in the cabinets. She would get home from work and we'd take down about a box of ritz and american style canned cheese. My dad was a chili man! When we ate chili there was always cheese. First come first serve around my house. Of course, even with my ittle sister, I'm the baby of the family so I always got at least some cheese. My dad would take, what seemed like huge, scoops of the cheese with his hands and put it into his chili. I always tried to get as much as I could but sometimes it just overwhelmed me. Then one day, out of nowhere, I could down all of the cheese on the table in one bowl. That's when I knew I was finally becoming a man.
A boy becomes a man when he can hold his own against a man in an eating contest. I have fought in AND won many an eating contest, in my day. Not a very long day so far, but a day nonetheless. My first was the son of my parents' friends. He is about 6 ears older than me. I'm not sure how old we were at the time but no matter. I won and I most definitely felt I was making progress toward man-hood. I'm not sure if I could really call myself a man yet because my father is too stuborn to admit that I can eat more than him, even though I have proven I can several times. Maybe this is a way of God telling me it isn't my time yet. I should hold my hunger back so I can unleash it with devistating forces. With one enormous buffet and the unleashing of my hunger I shall knock my father off of his Costlow family thrown as the man with the biggest appetite.
I ran into my hero the other day. Capt. Cornbread. He was eating a rather large block of mozzerela (spelling?). I offered him some assistance and he abruptly denied my aid. After he woke up; (he had passed out from the lack of oxygen to his brain) I asked him why he pushed himself like that and he informed me of a galactic eating contest. He said you could bring any food you wanted to eat. His food of choice was cheese. I think he said he was eating Urine cheese during the contest, which tastes a lot like nacho cheese. Spicy nacho cheese. I'm asuming he thinks the spice will force him to eat it faster, and we all know that the faster you eat the more you can eat. I'm not exactly sure how that works but I guess he's going to try it.
I left C.C. to his training and decided to go check on Cartoon Network, to see if toonami was on. Needless to say, it wasn't. So, since I had nothing to do yet, I decided to go get a little snack. I'm not sure what all happend between points 'A' and 'B' but I do know that I came back with a bit more than a little snack. It was more like a regular sized meal. The main ingredient that showed up in all the foods I was eating was cheese. I got my monster (really large cup with Batman on it) cup down and filled the beast with milk. That's about a quart of milk, maybe 2. I can't remember. Wait. I'll go get some right now, brb....
* elevator music plays in the background *
... Ok. Umm... I'm sorry, there wasn't a quart left in the jug. But what left it took, easy. I'd see it would take at least 1.5 quarts? But since there wasn't much left I've decided to get some bread and use it to dunk in my milk. mmmmmmmmmm................ that is some good stuff. It's too bad I'm too tired to throw some cheese on it and pop it in the microwave. That's really good too.
Well, I'm gonna go so I can enjoy my dairy product. And don't forget your 3-A-Day!!!
Capt. over and out!