C.C.'s New Collegiate Dictionary

Published on April 28, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Humor

The famous book I refered to was the dictionary. I truly enjoyed some of the most recent additions. One that I use often in conversations with crazy llama 96. The word is mcjob. I figured, since I have reveiled a couple of my 'words' to you that I'd show you what I've got. Here you go...

bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.)

dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating respect that one man/woman has towards the subject male. (eg. Hey dude, that's totally awesome!)

dudely~ having dudeness. (eg. Man, that chef got everything ready in the most dudely way.)

dudeness~ an expression used to describe how much of a dude someone has/had. (eg. That chef has major dudeness.)

dudet~ a descriptive name given to any female stating respect that one man/woman has towards the subject felame. (eg. Way to go dudet!)

mounting~ simple copulation in a forceful manner, commonly used by British billionaire Sir Peter Maxwell to indicate his desire for sexual intercourse with a female.

nerp~ undecided; a mixture of the words nah, err..., and nope. this is the negative undecided term. (eg. Nerp, maybe later. I'm busy eating this cheese.)

oh jeeze...~ oh ___ (fill in the blank). (eg. Oh jeeze, that was close!)

olitical~ an attempt to make a connection among love, war, and politics, with a political leader as a coincidental link. (eg. Madpoet made an olitical observation about what happened between him and the young woman.)

poofter ~ British term for a homosexual man. (eg. Look at those two poofters in the pink t-shirts kissing!)

pudding snack ~ loosely translates into crotch. (eg. You look like you just got done with someone's pudding snack.)

pull a...~ refering to do something similar to another. (eg. I'm gonna pull a Dan, and put people down.)

qwerty~ dumb queer. (eg. Shaun, stope being such a qwerty.)

shrep~ undecided; a mixture of the words sure, errr..., and yep. this is the positive undecided term. (eg. Shrep, I'll do that. Just give me a minute, dude.)

tech~ tech means that it's good in a sense that it does things that are either: A) Good

Answers problems or C) Has an effect that fixes a certain problem. (e.g. Duct tape is so tech.)

touristification~ the ongoing process of a town/place becoming touristified. (eg. The touristification of this town is unbelievable.)

touristified~ the result of majority of the populus being tourists. (e.g. This town has become so touristified, that you can't find the 'local' folks!)

yeast ~ an expanding substance used to describe things growing. (e.g. The marching formation should expand like yeast. )

yefa ~ characteristics of a satanistic being. (e.g. Fuseball is the yefa.)

*Now if anyone has any new words please post them and I will think about adding them* *When I decide to add one I will inform you and you will see the addition in the list in its alphabetical location*

Capt. over and out!

P.S.~ I realize I'm not exactly the best guy for editing the dictionary, but I figured it was worth a try.

Comments (Page 2)

carebear07

on May 07, 2004

ok here's one. Bojanglin~stupid, or not knowing of anything.
~carebear~

Zoologist03

on May 07, 2004

Bust a cap-To shoot a gun Ex.(I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.)

apdelong31

on May 07, 2004

I like the touristified and touristification.

congratu-f***in-lations = yeah, way to go, you're awesome but you still suck ("I just did the best thing in the world and you didnt" "oh really, congratu-f***in-lations")

wnx_decoy

on May 11, 2004

Come on guys! You've got to have at least one other word to add...

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Sir Peter Maxwell

on May 11, 2004

Poofter - British term for a homosexual man, for example "look at those two poofters in the pink t-shirts kissing"

wnx_decoy

on Jun 02, 2004

Hey, I have a new one for you... I know it's not a word but instead it is a letter. The letter is pronounced katche. I replaces the letters ch to make the "ch" sound so that names like Zachary, clearly, have a "k" sound.

This is what it looks like... _._ ... The first one is the upper-case and the second one is the lower-case / l
/ l
/ l_____
\ l l
\ l l

wnx_decoy

on Jun 02, 2004

Ok.... I messed it up. Sorry. I guess you can't see it.

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wnx_decoy

on Jun 03, 2004

An example of how the "katche" would work is... Charles. That's when you would take out the ch and and the katche. Then, if you have a name like Michael. you would leave the ch so that it could still make the k sound.

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wnx_decoy

on Jun 18, 2004

A friend of mine has given me yet another word to add...

tech~ tech means that it's good in a sense that it does things that are either: A) Good

Answers problems or C) Has an effect that fixes a certain problem. (e.g. Duct tape is so tech.)

wnx_decoy

on Dec 23, 2004

i have added two more words... see if you can find them.

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carebear07

on Dec 30, 2004

Ok, I've found one. That would be pudding snack. Of course, how could you forget that!

And I think that other one would be pull a? Am i right? You know something funny? Those two words were developed during out wonderful time spent in band. lol. But who would've thought?!

~carebear~

wnx_decoy

on Jan 20, 2005

New word! Qwerty. Yeah, I know it's already a word but I didn't like that definition so I took Carebear's.

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carebear07

on Jan 20, 2005

But you didn't give them the new definition!! It simply means dumb queer.

~carebear~

wnx_decoy

on Jan 20, 2005

yes i did... you're crazy.

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wnx_decoy

on Jan 20, 2005

and yet another word... Yefa.

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