My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
no it's not all about you bloggers... sorry
Published on May 3, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Humor
Yeah, I'm sure you wanted another family of bloggers didn't you? Well, you'd be wrong if that's what you thought this was going to be. I'm an original person. I'm not going to tell you a bunch of people that I like to talk to on here.

Major Gethrow, father and brother of General Specific, who is also the son and husband of Madame Pedro.

Madame Pedro, mother to General specific, and sister of Sir Fitzgerald.

Sir Fitzgerald, married to Sire Monroe. (don't ask, somehow they had 3 kids)

General Specific, brother of Major Gethrow and cousin to One, Two, and Three.

One, oldest child of Monroe and Fitzgerald.

Two, youngest child of Monroe and Fitzgerald.

Three, two's twin hermaphrodite.

Captain Cornbread, brother (that no one likes because he's not like the rest of them) of 6of9

Sean Conery, father of Captain Cornbread and 6of9, and is also the other brother of Fitzgerald.

Mother Tereasa, mother of Capt. Cornbread and 6:9. She is also Sean Conery's, Fitzgerald's, and Gethrow's younger sister.

Bob, the next door neighbor's chia pet.

6:9, C.C.'s sister who is 2/3 human and 1/3 sodomized monkey

Sodom, Captain Cornbread's pet jupiterian.

And would you believe that's only part of this man's tree? The other side is so foggy that it's hard to describe, so we will just leave it with this part of the Captain's family.

Capt. over and out!

Comments
on May 03, 2004

Capt~wow! And I thought my family tree was weird! . So you are somehow related to Mother Teresa? COOL! So that's how come you are so good at helping folks to get along better, huh? . Very ORIGINAL blog dude!


~MadPoet


 

on May 03, 2004
So you are somehow related to Mother Teresa?


Like I've said before, there's a lot about me that you didn't know.

Capt. over and out!
on May 05, 2004
So that's how come you are so good at helping folks to get along better, huh?


That's a large part of it. Knowing that she is Capt.'s mother, made me feel like I should be nicer than I am.

Capt. over and out!