Cheese And Feet Don't MIX

Published on July 22, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Just Hanging Out

Well, I spranged my foot last Thursday, but I just never thought to tell how it happened. You see, I was just walking a long when all of a sudden a HUGE block of cheese appeared out of nowhere. Before I knew it, my foot was caught in it.

I didn't know what to do about this dificulty, so I decided to try and eat my way out. So, I started eating it as fast as I could when all of a sudden I bite MYSELF. Of course I felt kinda stupid, but I had to do something...

My foot was insanely numb from the bite so I chose to try and kick my soccer ball, which just happened to be with me (because I was going to soccer practice), to relieve myself of the numbness.

Would you believe it? The stupid thing turned into a rock out of nowhere. So, I'm swinging my foot back thinking, "This should help me out a bit." when out of nowhere I notice the ball changing forms as my foot was dropping. It seemed to get rougher and less rounded, the closer my foot got, when at impact it completed its transformation into a rock.

Now, the numbness was gone but the pain kicked in at this point. I had really messed my ankle up due to the angle of the kick, and now I find myself with a spranged ankle.

It's kinda hard to believe isn't it? But it's 100% not a lie.

Capt. over and out!

Comments

apdelong31

on Jul 22, 2004

Capt, your creativity never ceases to amaze me. I mean, I never would have thought to try to eat my way out of the cheese. That's a terrible incident though. I hope your foot gets better, you gotta look out for that cheese!

Ashlee Ryder

on Jul 22, 2004

lol... good going. . . What kind of cheese was it?

Ashlee

wnx_decoy

on Jul 22, 2004

apdelong~ dude, I know, you have to be able to think on your FEET lol

ashlee~ I''m not too sure but I think it was cheddar jack

Capt. over and out!

Teegstar

on Jul 22, 2004

hey cornbread that's so weird, stuff like that happens to me all the time. usually it's walls appearing out of nowhere and biting me on the head or holes materialising (or should it be dematerialising, since a hole is by definition the lack of material) just below where i'm about to tread. people tell me i'm a klutz but i know better.

Teegstar

wnx_decoy

on Jul 22, 2004

teegstar~ i'm here for you. i'm rather klutzy but I always remember two songs that go a little something like...

*singing* I'm a survivor, I'm gonna make it, I'm a survivor, keep on survivin'...

*still singing* I - get - knocked - down, but i get up again, you ain't never gonna keep me down. I - get - knocked - down, but I get up again, you ain't never gonna keep me down...

Just remember these two songs and you'll always have something to keep you going no matter what happens... whether it be a rhino jumping out and hitting you in the butt hole, a rabies infested Eskimo biting your little hippo, who just so happens to be pulling your sleigh, or a 60 foot (20 yard) tall building falling right in front of you.

Capt. over and out!

blondelife

on Jul 22, 2004

i thought that you did something differant but oh well. That was a good article and it was very creative. That is the way that i know you though so.

~blondelife~

wnx_decoy

on Jul 22, 2004

alright, that was an alright comment I guess... *sings* we must sound the dwums of waw!

Capt. over and out!

carebear07

on Jul 22, 2004

sings* we must sound the dwums of waw!

You're so mean Brandon!!! Shame, shame.

But it was still funny though. I love the way you exagerate too!

~carebear~

carebear07

on Jul 23, 2004

Brandon one of these days you are going to make me very mad about that stuff. You guys don't understand that it gets me upset
sometimes. I know you are joking though but how about you cut back on it a little.
THANKS!!!! i am here at ashley's by the way. and no i am not mad at you though!

~blondelife~

wnx_decoy

on Jul 23, 2004

I DO cut back on it... of all the people who make fun of you, I do the least. You know that I'm right, but you just don't want to except it do you? lol

Capt. over and out!

Zoologist03

on Jul 23, 2004

Oh, what a horrible cheese incident...lol....Nice that you used my idea for the title.....someone finally takes my advice!

Good article(and funny too, in only a way that YOU can be....),
~Zoo

blondelife

on Jul 24, 2004

Brandon Iknow you don't do it a lot. But when you do do it it makes me upset. I don't know why it is only when you and a couple of other people do it. But you have been doing it a lot lately. lol. But that is ok. Also i could except it.

!!

~blondelife~

wnx_decoy

on Jul 24, 2004

Hey, no problem zoo.

Capt. over and out!

P.S.~ Anything for a pyromaniac bear that likes to burn little pussy cats...

carebear07

on Jul 24, 2004

P.S.~ Anything for a pyromaniac bear that likes to burn little pussy cats...

Ok, for some reason that doesn't sound right one bit!!

~carebear~

wnx_decoy

on Jul 25, 2004

It's a gaming club thing. It didn't seem right when he did this stuff either...

Capt. over and out!

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