Yesterday, I realized that I can't think straight once I get on MSN messenger. All I ever get accomplished is a bunch of gibberish. Just the other day I got onto the subject of peeing. It started seriously with asking if it was normal to pee as seldomly as I do. Then slowly it got worse. We started talking about what color pee should be, and eventually started talking about looking at it.
I was saying that if you look at your pee it's pretty easy to tell if you've had enough water for the day. If it's white it's good, if it's yellow it's ok but not as good. Then someone stated that women can't do that too easily so I suggested standing over top of the toilet to see if you can watch it then. Well, to be honest, that killed the conversation but started some others.
Then last night I was just talking to a few of my friends when, suddenly, I notice the word 'w000t'. This got me thinking," W00t is a cool word and all, but 'p' words are the best." So I went throught and thought of a bunch of 'p' words that I thought were pretty cool. Plum, pluck, pickle, pipe, purple, pine apple, pumpkin, poop, poot, pump... the list goes on and on.
Well, of course I couldn't stop there. I don't even know where it came from but... toot! That was the word. We started throwing in other inside joke lines such as," I tooted in your mom's pudding snack." and "My pudding snack is stuck in your toot."
Yes, I know, imature, but at the time it was hilarious. I was tired and I didn't have my glasses on so I could barely see what was on the screen sometimes.
As I was about to get off-line last night I decided to give my stupidity one last try and this is what I came up with... I didn't say it on-line cause I wanted everyone to see just how stupid I can be about immature stuff like this, all at once.
Maybe if you peed on your pudding snack you could see what color of pee you had so you don't have to stand up.
By the way, pudding snacks aren't exactly food in my little circle of friends... don't ask.
Capt. over and out!