A What?!

a duck. does it quack? it quacks!

Published on October 26, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Just Hanging Out

So, I was talking to one of my friends today when I remembered to ask them something that my mom told me to ask people at school... Well, let's just do it this way:

Brandon: Hey Alex, do you wanna buy a duck?
Alex: A what?!
Brandon: A duck.
Alex: Does it quack?
Brandon: Yeah, it quacks.
Alex: (turns to Shaun) Hey Shaun, do you wanna buy a duck?
Shaun: A what?!
Alex: (turns to Brandon) A what?
Brandon: A duck.
Alex: (turns back to Shaun) A duck.
Shaun: Does it quack?
Alex: (turns back to Brandon) Does it quack?
Brandon: Yep, it quacks.
Alex: (returns to Shaun) It quacks.
Shaun: (turns to Samantha) Hey Sam, do you want to buy a duck?
Sam: A what?
Shaun: (turns to Alex) A what?
Alex: (turns from Shaun to Brandon) A what?
Brandon: A duck.
Alex: A duck.
Shaun: A duck.
Sam: Does it quack?
Shaun: Does it quack?
Alex: Does it quack?
Brandon: It quacks.
Alex: It quacks.
Shaun: It quacks.
Sam: (turns to Ashley) Ashley, do you wanna buy a duck?
Ashley: A what?!
Sam: A what?
Shaun: A what?
Alex: A what?
Brandon: A duck!
Alex: A duck.
Shaun: A duck.
Sam: A duck.
Ashley: Does it quack?
Sam: Does it quack?
Shaun: Does it quack?
Alex: Does it quack?
Brandon: Yes! It quacks!
Alex: It quacks.
Shaun: It quacks.
Sam: It quacks.
Ashley: (Turns to Mrs. Frankenstone LOL) Mrs. Blackstone, would you like to buy a duck?
Mrs. B.: A what?
.......................

This might take a while if I finish the conversation, but I think you should know where I'm going with this by now.

Capt. over and out!

Comments (Page 1)

Zoologist03

on Oct 26, 2004

Oh, that's going to drive me insane.....

~Zoo

wnx_decoy

on Oct 26, 2004

Brandon: Drive you what?
Shaun: Insane!
Brandon: Does it irritate?
Shaun: Yeah, it irritates!
Brandon: Hey Alex, this is going to drive me insane!
......................

Capt. over and out!

apdelong31

on Oct 26, 2004

Drive Alex what?

wnx_decoy

on Oct 26, 2004

Drive Alex insane!

wnx_decoy

on Oct 26, 2004

I think we should try to do the duck thing with everyone here on joeuser... who's game? Well, if you want to...

So, do you wanna buy a duck?

LeapingLizard

on Oct 26, 2004

Ha,
My class loves to play this game. They sit in a circle and pass a couple balls in different directions. Each time you speak, you pass the ball, changing directions when a new person says a what. Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth. Eventually, on or two people are fumbling over multiple balls. They think it's a riot. I just let them!

ll

Sugar High Elf

on Oct 26, 2004

This is soo scary. This was in a Christmas play my church did when I was little. The janitor is closing up a toy store on Christmas Eve and the toys COME TO LIFE!! The toys then teach the janitor the meaning of Christmas. There are a lot of "cute" songs and children dressed as dolls and cowboys. And the You Wanna buy a Duck scene has lived in my memory for years. I tried it with my choir, and they couldn't get the hang of it.

wnx_decoy

on Oct 27, 2004

Well then, you guys know how it goes...

Lizard, do you wanna buy a duck?

Capt. over and out!

carebear07

on Oct 27, 2004

Ooooo.....I want to buy a duck!!!!!! So I guess I should answer my own question starting out with....What?!

~carebear~

carebear07

on Oct 29, 2004

I said that I wanted to buy a DUCK here!!!!!!!

~carebear~

carebear07

on Oct 29, 2004

Ok, i want to buy a duck sometime soon!! lol. Or we could start selling llamas. Or renting my mom out!

~carebear~

P.S.~thank me for the 15pts that i left you hear later, from just talking to myself!

Captain Cornbread

on Oct 31, 2004

A duck!

Capt. over and out!

MasonM

on Oct 31, 2004

Does it quack?

carebear07

on Nov 01, 2004

Does it squeak?!

~carebear~

Ashlee

on Nov 01, 2004

I love it Brandon! After talking to you tonight i decided to get on and leave you a comment. I like it, I like it a lot!!

Ashlee

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