Ok. So here's the deal. I've come inches away from killing myself while driving way too many times and I haven't been driving for 5 months yet. I don't know either I'm really lucky or unlucky but which ever it is this is just too much for me to handle.
First off, the first time that anything happened to me I was going to the bowling alley with some friends and when we got there it was closed we decided to go to my favorite store ever. Wal-Mart! Oh yeah! Sorry. As I was saying, we were going to Wal-Mart and it began to pour down on us. I was going into the right lane so that I could pull in when it hit me that the rain was not going to let me stop in time. I came about an inch away from a sign and I crossed the median where I cut-off about four cars. Slid right between each one and didn't touch a single one of them. of course I lost my hubcaps and had to get back to the right side of the road. After we got back out of Wal-Mart we went and got my caps back.
As you probably guessed that led to another problem. One of the tires took a beating and soon went flat too. I was driving to school when it went and I lost control right in front of oposing traffic. Once again I slid in front of cars but missed 'em all. I just kept going and went right off the road where it bounced me back onto the road and set me straight again. The only signs of that happening was mud in the tires and the flat which wasn't a problem.
I bet you could bet that wasn't it but I don't want to bore anyone too much so if you want to here more tell me and I'll tell a few more of my "adventures" that I've already had in less than 5 months. All true stories too. I would ask you to ask a friend but none of my friends know exactly how any of the stories go except for the Wal-Mart story and by now the story has been stretched so far out of how it really happened that asking anyone would just be pointless.
I don't have anymore to say right now but if you want to hear more I have a couple more stories.
Capt. over and out!