My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
as if you care
Published on January 24, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Misc
Alright. Basically, I'm tired of being serious when I blog. It's not any fun and so I"m gonna try and stop.

So, as I was about to say, My name is Brandon. My friends either call me Batman, Bubba, Cornbread, Captain Cornbread, or Cosmo Not. I don't exactly know why any of the names came about except for Batman. When I was in eighth grade I used to ride on the band bus with my older sister to all the away football games. I was a "gopher" (you know, go for this, go for that). Yeah, it wasn't too bad because the girl who was gopher with me did all the work. I just messed around with the guys in the percussion section because they were the only ones I fit in with. Well, I usually got bored riding on the bus though because I sat by myself so I wouldn't "embarass" my sister.
One day, I decided to see how many knots i could put in my coat. Eventually I got tired and just tied it around my neck. At the time there was this saturday morning cartoon on that I liked to watch and my favorite character was obsessed with comic books; especially Batman. He would run around saying "I...am...Batman!" And I said it once when all my friends from the band were around and ever since everyone has called me Batman. In case you were wondering what cartoon I'm talking about, it is called, Detention.
Ummm.... let's see. My favorite book is The Bible.
My favorite movies are The League Of Extraordinary Gentlemen and Pirates of The Caribean
My favorite thing to do is to collect and read comic books. My favorite being a toss-up between The Uncanny X-Men and Young Justice. It used to be between The Flash and Green Lantern but ever since I read just one Uncanny X-Men and Young Justice I've been hooked.
My favorite sport is soccer with a close runner up of bowling.
My favorite non-video game is an RPG called WereWolf. I play it in the gaming club at my school. I recomend it to anyone who likes RPG's and is looking for one to play if you haven't played it yet.
This may sound gross but my favorite combonation of food and drink is cheese and orange fuice. Mostly because all of my friends hate what happens when I have them together. Just to give you an idea. Orange juice kinda gives my the runs and cheese constopates(?). When I tried to see what happnes one day basically we had to leave the hotel we were in for the rest of the day just about. It was bad and now no one ever lets me eat cheese if there is orange juice around and vice versa. I just think its funny to see everyone's reaction when I walk into the schools band room with Velveta and Florida's Natural orange juice. They freak out and then I just kind of tease them by puting it up to my mouth and watching 'em try to tackle me to get it away from me.
I'm asuming most of you have figured out by now that I like to cause problems every now and then. I don't always try to cause conflicts but I'm good at it so sometimes I just can't help myself. And I prefer sarcastic humor over any other type. I'm just one of the few people trying to resurect the lost art.
Umm... I was born in Florida and lived there about half of my life. I never had a tan even in all that sun. Now that I live in Ohio I am even more white and one of my friends who I don't think has any pigment in him calls himself an albino. So if you ever read me refering to the albino that's who I mean.
I don't have fassion sents and I don't think I really want any. Most people expect me to be kind of out there so I try and reflect it in what I wear.
My favorite superhero -even though I'm Batman- is Gambit, from X-Men.
So, I can't think of anything else right now but maybe...
Well, if you have any questions just ask.
Capt. over and out! (oh,yeah. i keep puting that because of me being Capt. Cornbread and all)
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Comments
on Jan 24, 2004
CC You sound like a very wierd guy... GCJ
on Jan 24, 2004
It's one of the easiest ways to explain me I guess so I accept it when people call me weird.
I'm not like Punk Rock weird or anything like that. I just have a "weird" way of entertaining myself.
I kinda figured you'd be the first and probably the only person to reply. Thanks for proving it to myself.
Capt. over and out!
on Jan 24, 2004
I don't know if this is where you leave comments, but I rather enjoyed your article Captain! I like people who stirr things up. Keep it up! Trinitie
p.s. SOrry, that dude is not the only one who replied---I ruined your premonitions.
on Jan 25, 2004
It's all good namad. You mind if i call you nomad? It's just that about half of my articles have one reply from... Gemcity Joe.
But you know. It's really not very likely that I would be right. I'm like never right about this stuff. I'm just some stupid kid who thinks he has all the answers(and i was problem wrong about that too).
Well, I'm glad I was wrong in a way though, so maybe that means I'll be wrong everytime I assume no one will reply.
Capt. over and out!