How I Get Rid Of The One's I Don't Want

don't try this at home

Published on January 25, 2004 By wnx_decoy In Personal Relationships

Howdy! How you doin today(night)? It's pretty good here.

So, my ways to lose the girls I'm already seeing? Right!

1) Continuously lie to her.

2) Buy her really stupid stuff for anniversaries or holidays.
ex: buy a reese cup for easter (believe me i tried this one out:()

3) The classic stand-up always wroks pretty well.

4) When someone spreads rumors about her laugh about it.

5) Basically, anything we all know you don't do in front of, do it in front of her.

Now, you know I"m going to need to get rid of girls that I'm not seeing that like me, right? Well...

1) Put them down for liking you.

2) Make fun of her whenever you can and even go bellow the belt if you have to-if you know what I mean-

3) Again, do in front of her what you know you shouldn't.

4) One that most likely won't work, just to let you know... show/tell her your flaws.

Now, I have a secret for you. Most people have to much of a heart to do that. Well, so do I. I have only done two of them. The one that I said most likely won't work and the reese thing. That one was just a joke though. I ended up buying her a big comforter that she begged me for. It cost me $40 and in the end she broke up with me out of nowhere and kept it for herself. Of course I didn't want it back so it was cool with me. The problem was when I went to give her a gold plated rose and she broke-up with me before I could get it out of my book-bag. And yes, that one hurt.
Please, don't ever do those things I mentioned because I actually had a friend who did that stupid immature stuff. He was a jerk and pretty much didn't deserve those nice girls he lost.
I can't say that I could ever make myself purposely hurt a women or anything for that matter.
And I have a feeling that Joe is going to read this one just like all the rest of 'em just about. So, if I'm right, hey! I guess I just became acustomed to hearing from him(you).
Capt. over and out!

Comments

Tangled Wishes

on Jan 26, 2004

Just wondering, have you ever thought of honesty? How about a simple, "sorry, I'm not interested?" Yeah that works a hell of a lot better, and at least then they won't hate you...

wnx_decoy

on Jan 26, 2004

Like I said. I don't do most of those things. And honestly yes I do usually go with, "sorry, I'm not interested." And that's the main reason why most of my ex-girlfreinds are really good friends of mine. Thank you anyways.
Capt. over and out!

GemCityJoe

on Jan 27, 2004

Geez Capt. How old are you anyway? You should have learned along time ago, that everything you have listed here are all the ways to keep a girl. Girls don't go for push overs. They're looking for a challenge. No wonder you're still single, you're too nice. GCJ

Patty O

on Jan 27, 2004

A Reese Cup? Hmmm? I suppose it's the intent that counts.

EFalgui

on Jan 27, 2004

Here's some things that would make a girl leave you faster than a cheetah:

1.Start calling her names other than her own. would work better if you use one of your ex's names.

2.Roll your eyes at everything she says.

3.Pawn every gift that she's given you.

4.Wake her up in the middle of the night and ask her if a guy makes out with another guy just once makes him gay.

do all these things and withing a week or a month at the most she will be gone from your life for good. if not then you're probably stuck with her for life.

messybuu

on Jan 27, 2004

Let's not forget to be very whiney and needy. Surely that'd scare anybody away!

wnx_decoy

on Jan 27, 2004

I have a feeling you guys aren't taking this seriously. Shame on you. This could be a very serious subject. But then again, I'm glad you aren't takin it too serious. I'd have to feel bad if you were. These are horible. I don't think I could ever get myself to do that.
Maybe someone else would but you know... that's not my problem.
Capt. over and out!

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