Do people in other parts of the world actually get excited about being 18, because I've been this way a few days now and I'm still not exactly feeling any urges (except from my mom) to do anything different than what I have been doing the past 16 years that I've know how to get what I want and then go to the restroom when it's time. I could go buy some cigarettes now if I wanted but I'm not thinking that it would be a wise choice for someone my age (that was joke... don't worry about laughing I already covered that for you). Uhh... I can go be in the army now with my cigarettes and that's about all that's different so far. I'll be going to college soon but my parents will still be paying for most of that, and my schedule looks easier than Monica. (There's another time that you could laugh but don't need to.)
Uhh... wait. I feel something. This might be a new one... oh, wait... it's just money going in and out of my wallet faster than it used to and yet i'm getting fewer things that I want.
Alright. I give up. Another "monumental" year and AGAIN I don't have the urge to do something different just because I'm a day older than yesterday.
Capt. over and out!