My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
wnx_decoy's Articles In Misc
February 4, 2005 by wnx_decoy
Once upon a time there lived a vile being known as a teacher. His name resembled the shape of his face and the thoughts going through his head. He always thought of dicks and his face looks like a rod. Trying not to be politcally incorect I'd have to say he's funny... not haha, but queer funny.

Mr. Dickerod was just returning from a "special conference" he had attended the previous day. When he returned his class-senses started tingling (a.k.a. his nose hairs) so he knew that there must be s...
January 13, 2005 by wnx_decoy
So, I'm trying to create a comic book about a moose that lives on the moon. I'm thinking that in his adventures he's going to try taking over different planets, like Capt. Cornbread. That's just the first few issues, hopefully.

The reason I'm writting is because I'd like to know if anyone thinks my idea is full or foul. Is it good or bad? Of course, if I like how it's working out I'm going to get some other stuff going on.

Actually, I might use different ideas to start with and then add ...
November 11, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I grew up waiting for you to come home from work and you never came. Mommy would say that you were working late and that she had to bring you home because it was getting too late for you to drive.

I'd hit the ball during t-ball games and when I looked for my dad to be there cheering for me all I saw was momma. When I sacked the quarterback I found that you weren't there to congratulate me. Even when I scored my only soccer goal ever you weren't there to see it.

What do you think would hap...
November 1, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Now, seriously, how do you know if you are lusting or loving. You look at people these days and you see a lot of "love" in their eyes. The only question is, "Is that true love or is it true lust?" I've wondered that for so long that I just decided to give up on figuring it out myself. I'm sure that if I ever truly end up loving someone I'll know but so far everytime I've thought I loved someone I found that I really was just lusting. She was pretty but after she left me I realized what I felt wa...
October 27, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Alright, here's another riddle... I'll give you 4 locations to guess.

First, I'm going to Asheville. Then, I'm going to Pennsylvania. Next, is Pittsburg. After that I'm going to Lancaster. Then, England. Where am I going last?

First, I'm going to Lithopolis. Then, I'm going to Argentina. Where am I going next?

Today, I'm going to Tennessee. Tomorrow, I'm going to England. Saturday i'm going to Xenia. Next, I will go to Alabama. After that, we go to Switzerland. Where am I going last?
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July 19, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I know that most people like to make an article about their 100th article... and I'm not going to change that now... The only thing is that I think I may like hitting this checkmark a few more times. I could delete an article or two and then I'd have 100 again.

First thing I'm gonna do with my 100 articles is donate 20 of them to the poor.

Then I'd donate 10 to missions over seas

After that I'd donate another 3.5 of them to the Salvation Army Band

Next up, 16.25 articles to my paren...
April 14, 2006 by wnx_decoy
Gay WHAT???
a rant I wrote early on just to make some contreversy. no need to check this one out.

Are Athletes Paid Too Much?
I was asking for help with a debate last year. take a look if you'd like.

Modern Cartoon Vs. Their Retro Counterparts...
I was just comparing some cartoons that I used to watch to the cartoons that are out now. I kind of like this one even though it wasn't written very well.

You Think Athletes Are Paid Too Much?
This is a funny chain letter I received in ...
December 2, 2005 by wnx_decoy
To this day I have yet to find the key that unlocks the chains holding you down. You struggle for a short time but then get worn out and depleated. Why you don't just give up and let others help I'll never know. These chains are too strong for you (though I thought you stronger than this). How could you let yourself be beaten and bound by something so simple? To this day I have yet to forgive you for wimping out and losing all the great things you once had.

Dad...

To this day you disgust m...
August 31, 2005 by wnx_decoy
I know there's a lot of people here that know of me atleast so I thought I'd fill those people in on what I just realized I forgot to tell them.

Basically, I would just like everyone to know that I'm currently in Campbellsville, Kentucky enrolled in Campbellsville University. I'm majoring in music education and my roommate's name is Seth. Sarah (notsosmellysarah) and I are still together, bringing us to 9 and 11 days to date.

That's about it. Well, hopefully that update will do for now.
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November 4, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I'm sure that a lot of you know now that I'm a senior in high school now, and as one I have had to think about a major I want to go into. At first I was like, "I'm going to be a music teacher." Now I'm thinking about just being in a band while getting a minor in education and majoring in communications. Maybe I could even just major in communications and play in a concert band. That way I'll just have the communications classes and whatever classes I need for band.

I've recently thought abou...
June 18, 2004 by wnx_decoy
We all know who the best looking man on the site is, and I'm not going to argue that, but I'm gonna have to say that there is only one Captain Cornbread, and that man is runner-up. I'm sure none of you will take me seriously so I've decided to prove it once and for all...

Link
Capt. over and out!
January 25, 2004 by wnx_decoy
You know how when you were a little kid when someone asked you what you wanted to be when you grow up? My answer was honestly that I wanted to work on comic books. You know like I could illustrate some of them or maybe even just come up with the stories. Anything to be able to say I helped make that one possible.
Well, that's still my DREAM. Of course that's all it is because I am too busy just trying to collect them and read them. At first I was thinking along the lines of getting together wi...
January 24, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Alright. Basically, I'm tired of being serious when I blog. It's not any fun and so I"m gonna try and stop.

So, as I was about to say, My name is Brandon. My friends either call me Batman, Bubba, Cornbread, Captain Cornbread, or Cosmo Not. I don't exactly know why any of the names came about except for Batman. When I was in eighth grade I used to ride on the band bus with my older sister to all the away football games. I was a "gopher" (you know, go for this, go for that). Yeah, it wasn't to...
December 28, 2003 by wnx_decoy
Ok. So here's the deal. I've come inches away from killing myself while driving way too many times and I haven't been driving for 5 months yet. I don't know either I'm really lucky or unlucky but which ever it is this is just too much for me to handle.
First off, the first time that anything happened to me I was going to the bowling alley with some friends and when we got there it was closed we decided to go to my favorite store ever. Wal-Mart! Oh yeah! Sorry. As I was saying, we were going to ...
March 3, 2005 by wnx_decoy
Doesn't that just totally suck when someone comes up to you talking about how they want someone to behave but yet they can't seem to act that way themselves? I don't really think I do that much to be honest so I feel pretty safe writing about this.

It's just great how someone will come along telling you how much it hurts when someone talks about them behind their back. Then, the next thing you know, they start into the "he said she said" routine about someone else. Isn't that lovely? I think ...