Gay WHAT??? a rant I wrote early on just to make some contreversy. no need to check this one out. Are Athletes Paid Too Much? I was asking for help with a debate last year. take a look if you'd like. Modern Cartoon Vs. Their Retro Counterparts... I was just comparing some cartoons that I used to watch to the cartoons that are out now. I kind of like this one even though it wasn't written very well. You Think Athletes Are Paid Too Much? This is a funny chain letter I re...

To this day I have yet to find the key that unlocks the chains holding you down. You struggle for a short time but then get worn out and depleated. Why you don't just give up and let others help I'll never know. These chains are too strong for you (though I thought you stronger than this). How could you let yourself be beaten and bound by something so simple? To this day I have yet to forgive you for wimping out and losing all the great things you once had. Dad... To this day you disgus...

I know there's a lot of people here that know of me atleast so I thought I'd fill those people in on what I just realized I forgot to tell them. Basically, I would just like everyone to know that I'm currently in Campbellsville, Kentucky enrolled in Campbellsville University. I'm majoring in music education and my roommate's name is Seth. Sarah (notsosmellysarah) and I are still together, bringing us to 9 and 11 days to date. That's about it. Well, hopefully that update will do for now....

Doesn't that just totally suck when someone comes up to you talking about how they want someone to behave but yet they can't seem to act that way themselves? I don't really think I do that much to be honest so I feel pretty safe writing about this. It's just great how someone will come along telling you how much it hurts when someone talks about them behind their back. Then, the next thing you know, they start into the "he said she said" routine about someone else. Isn't that lovely? I thi...

AC Guild~ this is for you all. I'm "coming back" to JU, but I'm no longer going to be a part of the AC Guild. I'm not going to reply to anything any of you write unless it deserves the attention (if I give it enough to even read it). I was hoping that when I left some of you would realize that your style and whatnot is horrible, but you didn't. Now, I'm just going to write like I did before you guys were here. If you reply, make it good or that's all you're going to get. I'll delete it as soo...

Once upon a time there lived a vile being known as a teacher. His name resembled the shape of his face and the thoughts going through his head. He always thought of dicks and his face looks like a rod. Trying not to be politcally incorect I'd have to say he's funny... not haha, but queer funny. Mr. Dickerod was just returning from a "special conference" he had attended the previous day. When he returned his class-senses started tingling (a.k.a. his nose hairs) so he knew that there must b...

So, I'm trying to create a comic book about a moose that lives on the moon. I'm thinking that in his adventures he's going to try taking over different planets, like Capt. Cornbread. That's just the first few issues, hopefully. The reason I'm writting is because I'd like to know if anyone thinks my idea is full or foul. Is it good or bad? Of course, if I like how it's working out I'm going to get some other stuff going on. Actually, I might use different ideas to start with and then a...

You know... life is funny. You wake up, go to the refrigerator, and there's almost always something missing. Cheese. It's not like we eat if all. Most of it just runs away. But I have to know why we eat it. It has done nothing to us so we do we attack it's populus? Do you know? It's because we are mindless, eating machines, just like Bruce from Finding Nemo. He could only resist it until he realized that being nice to them isn't nearly as effective as eating them. That's our problem. You l...

I grew up waiting for you to come home from work and you never came. Mommy would say that you were working late and that she had to bring you home because it was getting too late for you to drive. I'd hit the ball during t-ball games and when I looked for my dad to be there cheering for me all I saw was momma. When I sacked the quarterback I found that you weren't there to congratulate me. Even when I scored my only soccer goal ever you weren't there to see it. What do you think would ...

All right, I'm sure that most of you who are reading this have read my last article and know that I promised this one. If you haven't read it, you may, but I'm not going to force you to. It wasn't the happiest of articles. Anyways, I think it's time for me to introduce my "apology" I think I was in either 6th or 7th grade when, out of nowhere, one of my only "friends" starts doubling over from an asthma attack. He's a short and skinny little guy and he was the kid that what always breaki...

This week marks the beginning of my public speaking unit in senior skills. I think death by beebles is in this class now too, and he should know what I'm talking about. We have to debate in class and the only problem is that the only people that want to team up with me are people that believe what I believe on the issues at hand. I'm going to end up failing because everybody wants to please just a few people in our society. The mindless drones that infest our school systems are driving me...

I'm sure that a lot of you know now that I'm a senior in high school now, and as one I have had to think about a major I want to go into. At first I was like, "I'm going to be a music teacher." Now I'm thinking about just being in a band while getting a minor in education and majoring in communications. Maybe I could even just major in communications and play in a concert band. That way I'll just have the communications classes and whatever classes I need for band. I've recently thought a...

Now, seriously, how do you know if you are lusting or loving. You look at people these days and you see a lot of "love" in their eyes. The only question is, "Is that true love or is it true lust?" I've wondered that for so long that I just decided to give up on figuring it out myself. I'm sure that if I ever truly end up loving someone I'll know but so far everytime I've thought I loved someone I found that I really was just lusting. She was pretty but after she left me I realized what I felt...

Alright, here's another riddle... I'll give you 4 locations to guess. First, I'm going to Asheville. Then, I'm going to Pennsylvania. Next, is Pittsburg. After that I'm going to Lancaster. Then, England. Where am I going last? First, I'm going to Lithopolis. Then, I'm going to Argentina. Where am I going next? Today, I'm going to Tennessee. Tomorrow, I'm going to England. Saturday i'm going to Xenia. Next, I will go to Alabama. After that, we go to Switzerland. Where am I going last?...

I know that most people like to make an article about their 100th article... and I'm not going to change that now... The only thing is that I think I may like hitting this checkmark a few more times. I could delete an article or two and then I'd have 100 again. First thing I'm gonna do with my 100 articles is donate 20 of them to the poor. Then I'd donate 10 to missions over seas After that I'd donate another 3.5 of them to the Salvation Army Band Next up, 16.25 articles to my pa...