Ok. So here's the deal. I've come inches away from killing myself while driving way too many times and I haven't been driving for 5 months yet. I don't know either I'm really lucky or unlucky but which ever it is this is just too much for me to handle. First off, the first time that anything happened to me I was going to the bowling alley with some friends and when we got there it was closed we decided to go to my favorite store ever. Wal-Mart! Oh yeah! Sorry. As I was saying, we were going to ...

Alright. Basically, I'm tired of being serious when I blog. It's not any fun and so I"m gonna try and stop. So, as I was about to say, My name is Brandon. My friends either call me Batman, Bubba, Cornbread, Captain Cornbread, or Cosmo Not. I don't exactly know why any of the names came about except for Batman. When I was in eighth grade I used to ride on the band bus with my older sister to all the away football games. I was a "gopher" (you know, go for this, go for that). Yeah, it wasn't to...

We all know who the best looking man on the site is, and I'm not going to argue that, but I'm gonna have to say that there is only one Captain Cornbread, and that man is runner-up. I'm sure none of you will take me seriously so I've decided to prove it once and for all... Link Capt. over and out!

I was just kind of looking around today at pictures and I came across this one. I think it's a little funny becuase of the fact that where it says bite lip is where the spedometer was sitting when i got pulled over. http://www.coolfunnypictures.com/NewSpeedometer.html There are others too but this one just seemed "right". Capt. over and out!

You know how when you were a little kid when someone asked you what you wanted to be when you grow up? My answer was honestly that I wanted to work on comic books. You know like I could illustrate some of them or maybe even just come up with the stories. Anything to be able to say I helped make that one possible. Well, that's still my DREAM. Of course that's all it is because I am too busy just trying to collect them and read them. At first I was thinking along the lines of getting together wi...

One moment you're on the last lap and you're about to finish. The next you miss your turn and end up in a ditch. One moment you're two moves from a checkmate. The next your knight is gone and your plan backfires. One moment you're in second place just trying to keep up. The next your oponent misses his turn and you take the leed. One moment you feel your king is in trouble. The next you take a knight and turn the tables. One moment you think life's treating you right. The next y...

You know... life is funny. You wake up, go to the refrigerator, and there's almost always something missing. Cheese. It's not like we eat if all. Most of it just runs away. But I have to know why we eat it. It has done nothing to us so we do we attack it's populus? Do you know? It's because we are mindless, eating machines, just like Bruce from Finding Nemo. He could only resist it until he realized that being nice to them isn't nearly as effective as eating them. That's our problem. You l...

I grew up waiting for you to come home from work and you never came. Mommy would say that you were working late and that she had to bring you home because it was getting too late for you to drive. I'd hit the ball during t-ball games and when I looked for my dad to be there cheering for me all I saw was momma. When I sacked the quarterback I found that you weren't there to congratulate me. Even when I scored my only soccer goal ever you weren't there to see it. What do you think would ...

All right, I'm sure that most of you who are reading this have read my last article and know that I promised this one. If you haven't read it, you may, but I'm not going to force you to. It wasn't the happiest of articles. Anyways, I think it's time for me to introduce my "apology" I think I was in either 6th or 7th grade when, out of nowhere, one of my only "friends" starts doubling over from an asthma attack. He's a short and skinny little guy and he was the kid that what always breaki...

This week marks the beginning of my public speaking unit in senior skills. I think death by beebles is in this class now too, and he should know what I'm talking about. We have to debate in class and the only problem is that the only people that want to team up with me are people that believe what I believe on the issues at hand. I'm going to end up failing because everybody wants to please just a few people in our society. The mindless drones that infest our school systems are driving me...

I'm sure that a lot of you know now that I'm a senior in high school now, and as one I have had to think about a major I want to go into. At first I was like, "I'm going to be a music teacher." Now I'm thinking about just being in a band while getting a minor in education and majoring in communications. Maybe I could even just major in communications and play in a concert band. That way I'll just have the communications classes and whatever classes I need for band. I've recently thought a...

Now, seriously, how do you know if you are lusting or loving. You look at people these days and you see a lot of "love" in their eyes. The only question is, "Is that true love or is it true lust?" I've wondered that for so long that I just decided to give up on figuring it out myself. I'm sure that if I ever truly end up loving someone I'll know but so far everytime I've thought I loved someone I found that I really was just lusting. She was pretty but after she left me I realized what I felt...

Alright, here's another riddle... I'll give you 4 locations to guess. First, I'm going to Asheville. Then, I'm going to Pennsylvania. Next, is Pittsburg. After that I'm going to Lancaster. Then, England. Where am I going last? First, I'm going to Lithopolis. Then, I'm going to Argentina. Where am I going next? Today, I'm going to Tennessee. Tomorrow, I'm going to England. Saturday i'm going to Xenia. Next, I will go to Alabama. After that, we go to Switzerland. Where am I going last?...

I know that most people like to make an article about their 100th article... and I'm not going to change that now... The only thing is that I think I may like hitting this checkmark a few more times. I could delete an article or two and then I'd have 100 again. First thing I'm gonna do with my 100 articles is donate 20 of them to the poor. Then I'd donate 10 to missions over seas After that I'd donate another 3.5 of them to the Salvation Army Band Next up, 16.25 articles to my pa...

Gay WHAT??? a rant I wrote early on just to make some contreversy. no need to check this one out. Are Athletes Paid Too Much? I was asking for help with a debate last year. take a look if you'd like. Modern Cartoon Vs. Their Retro Counterparts... I was just comparing some cartoons that I used to watch to the cartoons that are out now. I kind of like this one even though it wasn't written very well. You Think Athletes Are Paid Too Much? This is a funny chain letter I re...