Hey all. Long time no see. I feel like Hulk Hogan showing up on WWE to the sound of hundreds of voices cheering for my return. Actually, i don't feel anywhere near that pumped but you've got to admit. All those posts saying that Pete and I are one in the same is hilarious. Let me put it this way. I'm down to earth. Pete... well, you know. I don't know what I'm doing really. Peter probably has people help him. I'm getting yelled at by my mom for not being in bed yet. Peter most likely has a pal...

Hey all. Long time no see. I feel like Hulk Hogan showing up on WWE to the sound of hundreds of voices cheering for my return. Actually, i don't feel anywhere near that pumped but you've got to admit. All those posts saying that Pete and I are one in the same is hilarious. Let me put it this way. I'm down to earth. Pete... well, you know. I don't know what I'm doing really. Peter probably has people help him. I'm getting yelled at by my mom for not being in bed yet. Peter most likely has a pal...

I believe that I have come up with 5 points that will prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is a god. My first sign... Martha Stewart has been put in jail The second... Girls like Britney Spears can actually show their bodies for us. Third... the most strict teacher at my school let us take an "in-class" assignment home. Four... ...and I slept through his class today. Five... my mom hasn't killed me yet for the stupid things I've done. Alright. Now... I want to hea...

I believe that I have come up with 5 points that will prove, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is a god. My first sign... Martha Stewart has been put in jail The second... Girls like Britney Spears can actually show their bodies for us. Third... the most strict teacher at my school let us take an "in-class" assignment home. Four... ...and I slept through his class today. Five... my mom hasn't killed me yet for the stupid things I've done. Alright. Now... I want to hea...

1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night 2- win a tournament in some card game 3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear 4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on 5- jump out of a plane 6- jump out of a moving plane 7- jump out of a falling plane 8- shoot a bird at a window 9- bust myths like the myth busters 10- win less than a dollar from the lottery 11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine 12- go into outer space 13- eat a squirrel 14- g...

1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night 2- win a tournament in some card game 3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear 4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on 5- jump out of a plane 6- jump out of a moving plane 7- jump out of a falling plane 8- shoot a bird at a window 9- bust myths like the myth busters 10- win less than a dollar from the lottery 11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine 12- go into outer space 13- eat a squirrel 14- g...

Alright guys (and gals). Here’s the deal. I feel it would be a good idea to get some input from some of my fellow JoeUsers. Crazy Llama 96 and I have decided to let you guys aid us in a new story we want to write. Ok, so I’m gonna give you what we have so far, and you take the rest. Got it. We’ll jump in every now and then of course to try and get what we want, but this is mostly for you guys. I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story. Ok? Here we go! ...

Alright guys (and gals). Here’s the deal. I feel it would be a good idea to get some input from some of my fellow JoeUsers. Crazy Llama 96 and I have decided to let you guys aid us in a new story we want to write. Ok, so I’m gonna give you what we have so far, and you take the rest. Got it. We’ll jump in every now and then of course to try and get what we want, but this is mostly for you guys. I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story. Ok? Here we go! ...

It's long but I think you'll enjoy it. Please give your opinion, as we can adjust our process for the next adventure if you do. Thank you. Finished with Uranus I decided to explore a new planet, Jupiter, the largest planet of all. I felt much more confident with this journey’s beginning. My boost of confidence was soon smashed, for a while. Asteroids began pelting our space ship, they were doing real damage to this poorly constructed ship that the Urines built. I immediately ordered my cap...

It's long but I think you'll enjoy it. Please give your opinion, as we can adjust our process for the next adventure if you do. Thank you. Finished with Uranus I decided to explore a new planet, Jupiter, the largest planet of all. I felt much more confident with this journey’s beginning. My boost of confidence was soon smashed, for a while. Asteroids began pelting our space ship, they were doing real damage to this poorly constructed ship that the Urines built. I immediately ordered my cap...

You know, I think it's safe to say I've been up way too long working on this stupid bridge. I started at 4p.m. and I'm still working on it 3a.m. Nobody is on to ease my pain during this time of stress either. I've recieved some replies telling me to just let it go but for some reason my creativeness isn't helping my finger any. I've pretty much ripped my hands to pieces with knives and rotary tools. I mean it's just crazy. My hands are in so much pain. Like right now, yeah, this hurts. It's ...

You know, I think it's safe to say I've been up way too long working on this stupid bridge. I started at 4p.m. and I'm still working on it 3a.m. Nobody is on to ease my pain during this time of stress either. I've recieved some replies telling me to just let it go but for some reason my creativeness isn't helping my finger any. I've pretty much ripped my hands to pieces with knives and rotary tools. I mean it's just crazy. My hands are in so much pain. Like right now, yeah, this hurts. It's ...

Here's a link to My Space... I just wrote a story about a really funny turn of events that came to pass from a phone conversation with Sarah (for those of you who don't know, she's my girlfriend of 10 months today). It may be a bit embarassing for her, but it made us laugh, so hopefully it won't be too bad. Link Capt. over and out! p.s.~ I love you sarah!

Here's a link to My Space... I just wrote a story about a really funny turn of events that came to pass from a phone conversation with Sarah (for those of you who don't know, she's my girlfriend of 10 months today). It may be a bit embarassing for her, but it made us laugh, so hopefully it won't be too bad. Link Capt. over and out! p.s.~ I love you sarah!

After tearful goodbyes, Sodom and I set out for a new planet. We didn’t really know where would be best so we decided to just fly until we saw something interesting. It didn’t take long. Jupiter and Pluto aren’t too close but the incredibly fast and powerful spaceship I designed got us there in a flash. As we approached the smallest planet, Sodom pointed out a strange creature sitting on top of the planet. The alien was truly gruesome, from head to foot. It’s five feet were a...