Here's a link to My Space... I just wrote a story about a really funny turn of events that came to pass from a phone conversation with Sarah (for those of you who don't know, she's my girlfriend of 10 months today). It may be a bit embarassing for her, but it made us laugh, so hopefully it won't be too bad. Link Capt. over and out! p.s.~ I love you sarah!

Here's a link to My Space... I just wrote a story about a really funny turn of events that came to pass from a phone conversation with Sarah (for those of you who don't know, she's my girlfriend of 10 months today). It may be a bit embarassing for her, but it made us laugh, so hopefully it won't be too bad. Link Capt. over and out! p.s.~ I love you sarah!

After tearful goodbyes, Sodom and I set out for a new planet. We didn’t really know where would be best so we decided to just fly until we saw something interesting. It didn’t take long. Jupiter and Pluto aren’t too close but the incredibly fast and powerful spaceship I designed got us there in a flash. As we approached the smallest planet, Sodom pointed out a strange creature sitting on top of the planet. The alien was truly gruesome, from head to foot. It’s five feet were a...

After tearful goodbyes, Sodom and I set out for a new planet. We didn’t really know where would be best so we decided to just fly until we saw something interesting. It didn’t take long. Jupiter and Pluto aren’t too close but the incredibly fast and powerful spaceship I designed got us there in a flash. As we approached the smallest planet, Sodom pointed out a strange creature sitting on top of the planet. The alien was truly gruesome, from head to foot. It’s five feet were a...

*Did you know that unlike other four legged mammals, kangaroos cannot walk backwards? *3% of pet owners give Valentine's gifts to their pets on Valentine's Day. *Forty percent of Americans iron their clothes while wearing their underwear or being completely naked. *Moose loose their antlers and grow new ones every year. It's not much, but I just thought I should have added them. Capt. over and out!

*Did you know that unlike other four legged mammals, kangaroos cannot walk backwards? *3% of pet owners give Valentine's gifts to their pets on Valentine's Day. *Forty percent of Americans iron their clothes while wearing their underwear or being completely naked. *Moose loose their antlers and grow new ones every year. It's not much, but I just thought I should have added them. Capt. over and out!

Yeah, I'm sure you wanted another family of bloggers didn't you? Well, you'd be wrong if that's what you thought this was going to be. I'm an original person. I'm not going to tell you a bunch of people that I like to talk to on here. Major Gethrow, father and brother of General Specific, who is also the son and husband of Madame Pedro. Madame Pedro, mother to General specific, and sister of Sir Fitzgerald. Sir Fitzgerald, married to Sire Monroe. (don't ask, somehow they had 3 kids...

Yeah, I'm sure you wanted another family of bloggers didn't you? Well, you'd be wrong if that's what you thought this was going to be. I'm an original person. I'm not going to tell you a bunch of people that I like to talk to on here. Major Gethrow, father and brother of General Specific, who is also the son and husband of Madame Pedro. Madame Pedro, mother to General specific, and sister of Sir Fitzgerald. Sir Fitzgerald, married to Sire Monroe. (don't ask, somehow they had 3 kids...

The famous book I refered to was the dictionary. I truly enjoyed some of the most recent additions. One that I use often in conversations with crazy llama 96. The word is mcjob. I figured, since I have reveiled a couple of my 'words' to you that I'd show you what I've got. Here you go... bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.) dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating r...

The famous book I refered to was the dictionary. I truly enjoyed some of the most recent additions. One that I use often in conversations with crazy llama 96. The word is mcjob. I figured, since I have reveiled a couple of my 'words' to you that I'd show you what I've got. Here you go... bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.) dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating r...

1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night 2- win a tournament in some card game 3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear 4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on 5- jump out of a plane 6- jump out of a moving plane 7- jump out of a falling plane 8- shoot a bird at a window 9- bust myths like the myth busters 10- win less than a dollar from the lottery 11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine 12- go into outer space 13- eat a squirrel 14- g...

1- get kicked out of an all you can eat shrimp night 2- win a tournament in some card game 3- lose the one tube still sitting in my ear 4- go to a tanning bad and put s.p.f. 50 or higher on 5- jump out of a plane 6- jump out of a moving plane 7- jump out of a falling plane 8- shoot a bird at a window 9- bust myths like the myth busters 10- win less than a dollar from the lottery 11- find intelligent life in the house next to mine 12- go into outer space 13- eat a squirrel 14- g...

Alright guys (and gals). Here’s the deal. I feel it would be a good idea to get some input from some of my fellow JoeUsers. Crazy Llama 96 and I have decided to let you guys aid us in a new story we want to write. Ok, so I’m gonna give you what we have so far, and you take the rest. Got it. We’ll jump in every now and then of course to try and get what we want, but this is mostly for you guys. I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story. Ok? Here we go! ...

Alright guys (and gals). Here’s the deal. I feel it would be a good idea to get some input from some of my fellow JoeUsers. Crazy Llama 96 and I have decided to let you guys aid us in a new story we want to write. Ok, so I’m gonna give you what we have so far, and you take the rest. Got it. We’ll jump in every now and then of course to try and get what we want, but this is mostly for you guys. I don’t want any replies unless you are picking up from the last stop in the story. Ok? Here we go! ...

It's long but I think you'll enjoy it. Please give your opinion, as we can adjust our process for the next adventure if you do. Thank you. Finished with Uranus I decided to explore a new planet, Jupiter, the largest planet of all. I felt much more confident with this journey’s beginning. My boost of confidence was soon smashed, for a while. Asteroids began pelting our space ship, they were doing real damage to this poorly constructed ship that the Urines built. I immediately ordered my cap...