My aggressive journey to say a few words. (AKA) I'll be saying stuff that won't matter to many of you but it'll ALL mean something to me.
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May 28, 2004 by wnx_decoy
*Did you know that unlike other four legged mammals, kangaroos cannot walk backwards? *3% of pet owners give Valentine's gifts to their pets on Valentine's Day. *Forty percent of Americans iron their clothes while wearing their underwear or being completely naked. *Moose loose their antlers and grow new ones every year. It's not much, but I just thought I should have added them. Capt. over and out!
May 23, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I have this strange fasination with taking tests to see how close the doctors can come to how I really am. So far I think Tickle does a pretty good job. The most recent test I took was to see what personal quality makes me most unique. One such test can be found by going to Link I would encourage everyone to go and try the test out. Below, is what Tickle had to say about me... Brandon, your most unique quality is that you're unusually Personable You come to life when you're...
May 20, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I know this may sound weird but I am a member of tickle. Basically, I get to take tons of strange tests whenever I want. Well, I thought that it would be apropriate to show you all my proof that I'm not normal. I took a test that measures how normal you are and I got... well, I'll just show you with the awesome power of copy and paste!!! Brandon, your score is 6% consistent with a normal personality profile. You're least like others in the area of gender identity. Oh yeah! I'd have to s...
May 19, 2004 by wnx_decoy
First off, I'm gonna have to talk to you about what my goal is... I plan on making a website devoted to my odd adventures. There will be pictures for proof, and captions to explain it. Hopefully I can get finished with this as soon as possible, because I would really like to have a website of my own, that I could be proud of. When I finish I will link you to the site so you can see what I've been up to, I'm also going to do this so I can actually show you pictures. I haven't figured out h...
May 11, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Christianity has been fed to me all of my life. Ideas of love, honesty, caring, and many other 'good' qualities. My mom is an active memeber of my church and a well developed, christian woman. She had the role of running around, trying to wake everyone up in our family. No matter how much I hated getting up at the time I still loved and respected my mom for doing that so 'religiously'. My dad, on the other hand, grew up without God and probably would still be that way if it wasn't for ...
May 10, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Just sitting here, I began to think. 'Why does my free time always cost me some much?' Could it be the lack of attention I give to the rest of my time, that I don't realize I've left my free time zone? Maybe it has something to do with excessive free time? If it was a matter of not giving up my free time, then that would explain why it seems like I never get things done that I want to. I always say it's because I don't care, but I'm now convinced that it is something more than that. I thi...
May 6, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Oh my gosh! I can't believe I never thought of asking this before! Preparing food! It's genius! Alright, so how do you like your food? What I mean is do you do something 'special' to it that makes it better? I like to use milk instead of water in my oatmeal and add lots of sugar. My Mac & Cheese isn't that nasty, clumpy, junk. I eat it with like twice as much butter and milk as the packages say. It makes it nice and 'runny'. Oh yes!!! I'm getting excited now! I'm so hungry, I h...
May 5, 2004 by wnx_decoy
How often do you find yourself wanting to eat something but then suddenly think, "Where on earth has this place been?" I'm sure we don't ALL do that but I have a strange feeling that there's plenty of us around here who have done that. I may not be putting the same things in my mouth but I have a strange feeling some of my friends here have done that kind of thing. Or maybe you were going to flush the toilet in the mall and suddenly it hits you, hundreds of people have touched that sam...
May 4, 2004 by wnx_decoy
What's wrong with me lately? I can't come up with something humorous to save my life, lately. My school is having spitrit this week and today was hat day. Well, all that I could think of was a toilet paper turban. Come on... that's horrible. I should be better than that by now. I mean, I was even one of the kids with the imaginary friend, for crying out loud! I should have a lot better idea than that by now. Don't you think that someone who can be amused for over 12 hours with just going ...
May 3, 2004 by wnx_decoy
I would like to introduce you to my little home. As you walk in you will see tow things... First, the inside of my house. Second, anything that isn't outside of my house (becuase you're inside the house now). As you look around please make sure you DON'T NOT touch stuff. To your right is my living room. That is probably where you will find Sir Dad (Peter). He's rich, but won't share any of his money with the rest of us. He is at least allowing me to "work" for him. Dad tends to just invit...
May 3, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Yeah, I'm sure you wanted another family of bloggers didn't you? Well, you'd be wrong if that's what you thought this was going to be. I'm an original person. I'm not going to tell you a bunch of people that I like to talk to on here. Major Gethrow, father and brother of General Specific, who is also the son and husband of Madame Pedro. Madame Pedro, mother to General specific, and sister of Sir Fitzgerald. Sir Fitzgerald, married to Sire Monroe. (don't ask, somehow they had 3 kids...
May 3, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Yeah, I'm sure you wanted another family of bloggers didn't you? Well, you'd be wrong if that's what you thought this was going to be. I'm an original person. I'm not going to tell you a bunch of people that I like to talk to on here. Major Gethrow, father and brother of General Specific, who is also the son and husband of Madame Pedro. Madame Pedro, mother to General specific, and sister of Sir Fitzgerald. Sir Fitzgerald, married to Sire Monroe. (don't ask, somehow they had 3 kids...
April 29, 2004 by wnx_decoy
Hey, I just recently went to my favorite leaky faucet (Niagra Falls). I took quite a few pictures while I was there. I'm gonna go to pick them up tonight, so then, I'll add the pics. More to come. Capt. over and out!
April 28, 2004 by wnx_decoy
The famous book I refered to was the dictionary. I truly enjoyed some of the most recent additions. One that I use often in conversations with crazy llama 96. The word is mcjob. I figured, since I have reveiled a couple of my 'words' to you that I'd show you what I've got. Here you go... bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.) dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating r...
April 28, 2004 by wnx_decoy
The famous book I refered to was the dictionary. I truly enjoyed some of the most recent additions. One that I use often in conversations with crazy llama 96. The word is mcjob. I figured, since I have reveiled a couple of my 'words' to you that I'd show you what I've got. Here you go... bust a cap~ to shoot a gun (eg. I'll bust a cap at that bird. Give me your cheese or I'll bust a cap.) dude~ look it up!!! but then take this definition... a descriptive name given to any male stating r...