This is my car style, says tickle: What's the perfect car companion, the vehicle to fit your family-oriented lifestyle? It's the new generation of station wagons and minivans like the Dodge Caravan or the Volvo Cross Country. Safety first, but not at the expense of fun. Capt. over and out!

Alright, here's the deal. I'm a senior this year and in my senior skills class we work on making career passports. Basically, it's what we use to send to businesses we want to go to. We put our resumes, transcripts, varification of employability skills, and other such papers in it. Another part of the class is preparing ourselves for college. We go over how to apply for grants, scholarships, enrollment, and other related stuff. Well, in this class we have to write a "practice" college...

Have you ever been sitting around and then out of nowhere felt bad because you expected something to happen that didn't? Yeah, well I've had to deal with that feeling quite often lately. My French/English teacher can't teach and she's too stupid to honestly TEACH us anything about english. A couple of my 'friends' aren't acting like themselves lately. And of course, I expected someone to care about the fact that I didn't really sit and eat with anybody at lunch today. My French teacher, wh...

I've been told a few times that I need to post a few more of my poems so I decided that I'd post this one... I just wrote it during school today. Tell me what I need to fix. Thx. Please, Believe Please do it trust in me. give me a chance to redeem myself. i want to start over from the times when i was good. even if those times are too far for you to ever remember now. i remember when you could tell me this and i remember when you could tell me that. why can’t we just go ba...

Hello guys. It's been so long since I last wrote an article on here and Death by Beebles thought it was time for me to try again, so here goes... I was just thinking the other day, after a VERY strange dream I had the night before, about what my plans were for the next 3 years, 1 year, 3 months, or even week were and I honestly didn't know other than the obvious goal of turning my school-work in. The first thing I thought about was the short term... 'What will I do in the next month?' ...

What if the sky was red? Do you think that the cardinal would be blue? But then what about the blue jay? Have you ever just sat back and wondered what if? What if turtles were called gophers and gophers were called penguins? What would you call a penguin? Maybe a sea monkey? What if the earth was smaller? Would animals and people be larger so they don't fly off of the planet when they try to jump? Or what if it was larger? Than we would be smaller? But then our bodies would be crushed...

I can't believe schools starting back up in two weeks. My sister has more than all the supplies she needs and I have... a book cover. No more, no less. My momma's about to just give me an old breifcase of hers for my bookbag and she thinks that I'll be ready. I don't even have any pens or paper. I don't know why I brought that up, I guess I just felt like it. Anyways, I was actually gonna kind of go with the article that carebear just wrote... "I'm a loser and proud of it!" I think ...

What is wrong with this world? Am I just stupid or was the U.S. Constituition written while under the influence of a God fearing belief? If the constition was written under those principles than why do the people who are also God fearing, have to refrain from using his holy name in public? People honestly wanted to change our 200+ year old pledge just because it includes the word God. And what's even worse is that I have to sit back and listen to people curse while using God's name. Maybe ...

Band camp is finally over. I love going but love coming home even more. Like I said, I have stories to share... I know that some of my friends have some too, so I'm not going to try and tell them all, just some of the one's closer to me. So, first off, I have to explain something... When you're out in the sun all day long and then you stay up until 11 at night, you tend to start acting kinda weird after a while. Monday started out pretty good except for the fact that I ate 8 (i thin...

Alright, so I'm sure we all have someone on here that got us hooked on JU right? Well, I've seen a few people lift these people up now, and I think it's my turn to do some lifting around here. When I first stumbled upon JoeUser I found myself wondering what exactly would happen after I submited an article, because I've never done this kind of thing before. Well, I was rather disapointed with the first couple of articles I wrote because I didn't get much in the way of replies. I could count...

Ok, so, I'm heading off to band camp next week, along with carebear, zoologist03, death by beebles, and well... us. I just thought I'd explain a bit, what band camp is like for my school. It may be different for others, but this is the jist, I guess. Alright, so you pac up all of your clothes, toiletries, candies, and other happy making items. We all get onto the bus and head off to our "camp grounds". When we get there, we go get our keys to the rooms, and find the rooms. You have a ...

Well, I spranged my foot last Thursday, but I just never thought to tell how it happened. You see, I was just walking a long when all of a sudden a HUGE block of cheese appeared out of nowhere. Before I knew it, my foot was caught in it. I didn't know what to do about this dificulty, so I decided to try and eat my way out. So, I started eating it as fast as I could when all of a sudden I bite MYSELF. Of course I felt kinda stupid, but I had to do something... My foot was insanely numb f...

Wow, I'm good. I've written 2 100th articles now. The only problem is how I'm going to be able to keep doing this unless I continue deleting my previous 100th article. Maybe that's what I'll do. I'll just keep on deleitng my 100th article to write a new one. That way I might get people to wish me luck everyday. I mean, if I get people to wish me luck once, why not 23 times or 72 times? I don't see why I wouldn't be able to just keep on writing my 100th article everyday for the next, oh.... 2 ...

I know that most people like to make an article about their 100th article... and I'm not going to change that now... The only thing is that I think I may like hitting this checkmark a few more times. I could delete an article or two and then I'd have 100 again. First thing I'm gonna do with my 100 articles is donate 20 of them to the poor. Then I'd donate 10 to missions over seas After that I'd donate another 3.5 of them to the Salvation Army Band Next up, 16.25 articles to my pa...

When you walk into a quiet room and you know it's that way because of something you've done, what do you do? Do you ignore everyone and add to the selince? Or maybe you start trying to talk to everyone in hopes of getting their mind off of it. Maybe you could just try and please everyone be just leaving them alone and praying that whatever you did wrong will be in the past by the time you've returned to the room again. I've decided to go another route that may be garder to deal with. I've ...