Ok. So here's the deal. I've come inches away from killing myself while driving way too many times and I haven't been driving for 5 months yet. I don't know either I'm really lucky or unlucky but which ever it is this is just too much for me to handle. First off, the first time that anything happened to me I was going to the bowling alley with some friends and when we got there it was closed we decided to go to my favorite store ever. Wal-Mart! Oh yeah! Sorry. As I was saying, we were going to ...

So here I am. If you want to continue from AOTWU in the direction it was going I think it would be better if we came here. Threead had a different plan in mind for his article I think and maybe I just figured he'd like to get back to what he was trying to do in the first place. I know I started the problems but now I'm trying to not really stop them but at least move them to a "better" location.

We all know that teenagers have identity problems. I know and I am one of them. We come up with stupid nick names and eceryone has a good time with it. Once you think about it though you really can't identify one teenager from another. I have a few of my own. One of course being Captain Cornbread. Another one of my more usten used nicknames is Batman. We come up with these alternate names to make ourselves feel closer to our friends. When I call my friend Ryan Byrd "Bird" I feel more like a good...

Alright so this really is just my opinion against the rest of the world for the most part. This is what I think though. If I don't give my opinion how can I get someone else's? So here's what I got. The number one game I've ever played would without a doubt have to be S.C.II. this is probably the greatest fighting game ever. You might disagree with me there but we all know that it is a top ranking fighter. Then there's my second favorite. We're leaving the video games for this one though. ...

A friend of mine asked me to explain softserve to her. Well, it's a perverted thing. You know I'm in high school what do you expect? Well, one day one of my friends and I were talking about getting hats from Dairy Queen, which is where he works, and then go cruising in the city strip. We both had girlfriends at the time so we said they could go with us just they had to hide in the back. My friend, Ryan, was trying to think of some pick up lines. The only think that came to my mind was about ice ...

Alright so I'm ranked like 110th what does that mean exactly? I mean everytime I post on my page or someone replies to one of my posts I get points but what's the point in them? Is it to get people to post more and communicate or what? I'm just kinda confused. Whoever knows please help me out some here. Capt. over and out!

One moment you're on the last lap and you're about to finish. The next you miss your turn and end up in a ditch. One moment you're two moves from a checkmate. The next your knight is gone and your plan backfires. One moment you're in second place just trying to keep up. The next your oponent misses his turn and you take the leed. One moment you feel your king is in trouble. The next you take a knight and turn the tables. One moment you think life's treating you right. The next y...

So we know that the garden of eden was a paradise taken away from humans for the rest of eternity right? We also know that Atlantis is a legendary city that has sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Can we agree on that? Alright. Then we have the fountain of youth. Its said that who ever drinks of it will live forever. And now for how I see it... You see the garden of eden holds the tree of knowledge of good and evil. I believe that the fountain of youth is in fact that tree of the knowledge of good...

I don't get it my parents brought me up to be a good person. I try to be I really do. My ex-girlfriend who just recently broke up with me dicided that the best way to tell me she didn't want to go out with me anymore was to tell me that her mom made her feel guilty. We had been going out for, oh, I don't know, about three months when she dicided that she just simply didn't like me anymore. I can't believe I'm about to say this but the guy she likes now is way out of her reach. He is one of the...

I recently heard a story of an old woman. She had several cats. How many, I do not recall exactly. One day the old woman was doing her everyday activities when she had astroke. Of course there was nothing she could do. She passed out. As she lie there her cats and one dog begin starving because the woman couldn't feed them. Of course being that they are cats, one of the most fowl creatures on the planet, the little animals, not including the dog, begin to try and eat the woman. The cats actual...

Hello, and welcome. Allow me to forwarn you. I am not of the average brain wave lengths. I tend towards bringing forward odd stories (true stories) for people to hear (or should I say read). At times you may find yourself thinking what is this kid thinking but then if you know why would I be here? If I know what I was thinking then why would I need to "voice" it. I talk mindlessly on a regular basis. All I am saying is that I am not responsible for you getting lost in what I am saying. I am Cap...